[ESO] Even We Have A Congress List!

Day 2,773, 14:16 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by HebronGazelle

Breaking news! ESO is running our own list for Congress. The best citizens have been proven to be a part of ESO so obviously we are going to have the best list you have ever seen. Now shut up and check out the list. Sorry, I didn't mean to be rude.



1 ) CheetahCurtis
Well I'm making the list... Known as the God of the party by fellow party members, this stunningly attractive ESO member will bring everything that Congress needs, T-Swizzle gifs!

2 ) Pandatoby
He did one amazing article, which in any other party would put him at the top of the Congress list for about 10 months. ESO is special so one article does not make you worthy of the top spot, so we put him in second. Click to read his article.

3 ) At0mAnt
Purely because we want to follow the theme of animals on this list. He replied to the "ESO Census" which proved that over half of our party had the ability to read messages and follow instructions - that's probably why we have now overtaken PCP!

4 ) Max Blue
I cannot confirm that Max Blue, our party president, will remove my vPP title if I don't put him high on the list, I must deny all of these rumours. Help! And thanks to the detective work of Jimmy we also realised he has a jazzy theme tune.

5 ) Sir Morton
This level 250 super tank has every medal except for the CP medal, so we decided getting him another Congress medal would cause him to fall into a deep depression, leave the game and get a life...

6 ) Aleksandar.V Popovic
exCP of the eUK. Greatest guy you will ever meet. I think he is on holiday at the moment so will be able to match the current activity of Congress. Anyone who ever had the privilege of having one of their comments liked by Alex (this never ever happens!) will know that he is like the second coming of Jesus in this game.

7 ) Sir Jimmy Savile
A man that needs no introduction...

8 ) Mr Cherry
They joined the game today, I have no idea whether they could actually get in Congress but wouldn't it be cool. ESO is the party that helps out new players which is why we put him in a very safe position of 8th on the list.

9 ) Caesar Salad
Now that we have moved onto the theme of foods I shall introduce the man who I called Caesar until I realised he successfully conquered England - something the ugly Italian Caesar could never achieve. He also tastes nice, which is why we weren't allowed to place him next to Jimmy on the list.

10 ) Rodney Mckay
You probably think Rodney is an inactive oldfag who doesn't really contribute anything to eUK and just ends up in Congress every month. Well... errr... oh look, Taylor Swift!


She's 11th on the list! Well, 1st on mine!

11 ) Taylor Swift
So hot... So damn hot! If she doesn't get a seat she can sit on me.

12 ) Frixios2000
Complained so I gave him a seat. Not really (check the comments). He is the resident DJ of ESO who also happens to be a commie. The reason why ESO has overtaken PCP, what more can I say?



We are expecting to secure roughly 40 seats in the upcoming Congress election, and secure 100% of the votes. Why? Because we are relocating to North Korea. Or Hull, they are similar so it doesn't matter too much. Want to join us in Hull? Or suggest a better place? Or suggest anywhere, please, I don't like Hull. Join us! Help me!