**IMMEDIATE BREAKING NEWS 3pm 4/17/09** Official White House Press Release (#5)
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***BREAKING NEWS😘
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Our Ally, Romania, Has just been ATTACKED in a REAL WAR by the UKRAINE. They are our ally and we must get to the battlefield and give