WHPR [Day 1,240] FEAR MY ACOG THROWING KNIFE

Day 1,241, 00:31 • Published in USA USA • by James S. Brady Press Room

Index
1. Food Fight!
2. Pax Americana
3. My precious....



The eUS government is literally throwing food at you. Steak, Chicken, Pie, Pizza, Pasta, EVERYTHING. It’s a quagmire I tell you! The Fast Food carnage is just too much to bear!
So far, it seems that two factions have arisen from this conflict, the eUS Interior Health Nuts, and Arm America ‘Hey, you’re only going to live once’ists. Both sides are offerings absolute tons of food for your usage against their enemies.
This is no time to sit on the sidelines America, our food future is at steak!(lolpun)

Choose your side wisely:
eUS Interior Health Nuts
Arm America ‘You’re only going to live once’ists

Viva la Gluttony!

This turtle is a sandwich. Your argument is invalid.





Keeping up with the resolute spirit of America, the recent military losses incurred by Terra has lead to an explosion of Pro-American and Retention boosting articles from a number of figures across the board. Whether the ‘classes’ of America may disagree on many things, when our security is threatened, we seem to be able to focus fire quite a bit better. Here’s just a few of the Pro-American/Retention articles published today:
Herr Vootsman, Doing your most for eUSA
G0Pats, Crisis: The proving ground of nations
Cerb, [WAR] Do your part! I’m doing mine.
Department of Eduction, [DOE] First days in eRepublik.
Cromstar, USAF and America: Taking all Volunteers
seeinvoices, We do not just quit.

Hey America....





Look what Arm America gave me!
Isn’t it so cool
I can sense your resounding jealously, but don’t fret! You can get something just like this!
Arm America is distributing Food and Weapons to Americans without a Militia, or without Military Affiliation. Show up in #defense for further information.




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The guy who wouldn’t give up.
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