Message From Irish MoD

Day 946, 03:20 • Published in USA USA • by Cpl Useless

A response to POTUS Chocolate McSkittles
A Note On Irish/American Relations


No Disagreements on Hottness

While we can all agree Zooey's natural and down to earth beauty is easy on the eyes. With her her dark hair alongside her striking blue eyes and a beautiful smile, she has a softer kinder look that people find appealing and attractive. I'm afraid I cannot claim she is the One True Goddess though.

There is only one that has been blessed by the hand of Dio.


Mila Kunis, more please!


I love laundry day


Good kitteh

I mean seriously, is there anything more stunning from the heavens?

Now, I know this may strain our great relations and send things spiraling towards a fiery crash. Although there is no need to put Rhodes Island on high warning of impending invasion at this time, know that if things go sour Ireland will be looking to finish unfulfilled plans of a new County, Rhodes Ireland.

Hopefully USA can look past the temptress that is Zooey, like I've conquered my weakness in faith, Emma Stone.


Sweet Mila, give me strength to resist!










All Hail Mila Kunis!


Cpl Useless - Ireland's Minister of Defence
weak for Red-haired beauties