A Note On Irish/American Relations

Day 945, 23:12 • Published in Ireland USA • by Chocolate McSkittles

Earlier today, I visited #Ireland to hang out, maybe have a pint. Talk about some cool stuff.

Actually, Talfryn mentioned something about hot chicks...but anyways.

Knowing that there was a conversation on the matter, and thus a conversation about the one and only Zooey Deschanel, I figured I would partake in some bonding, as we unitedly recognized that she is, in fact, a gift from Dio.

I was astonished to hear such disgraceful lines as "not my type" when the one true goddess was mentioned. As we continued to attempt to teach them the errors of their ways, the situation escalated, leading to such lines as &quot😉eath to Zooey" and "Seriously, kill her off."

This is an unacceptable affront to all things American and a blatant offense to the American state.

As such, I can not willingly allow our two nations to continue this facade of a "friendship" as long as we are so disharmonious on such a vital topic as accepting the one true goddess, and as such will be taking serious thought into reconsidering our relationship.

To have any hope of salvaging our relations, please have your CP post an in game article in American media admitting Zooey is the most beautiful creation from Dio. I will ensure it reaches the top 5 of American media, both in honor of our previous relationship and our renewed one.

Until then, Good day.

Chocolate McSkittles,
President of the eUnited States of America

Update: The Irish SoD has this to say with regards to this travesty.

(As a favor, because I want our relationship to work, I will provide you with some material for your article)



This is a joke, I love you guys. However, I look forward to my article. Thanks in advance