Darkskye applies as NSA in Chut Administration
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by Darkskye
(Badassville, USA). The recent announcement of Evil Chutley to run as the one and only Badass of the United States (BAOTUS) has triggered a flurry of cabinet applications from almost all sectors of society.
The latest insider report reveals that Darkskye, the self-proclaimed Timewaster Lord, has arrived in his blue box to initiate talks with the Badass candidate regarding a possible cabinet position.
Mr Timewaster Lord, does your appearance here in Badassville have anything to do with Mr Evil Chutley's campaign for BAOTUS?
Please, call me Dark. [winks] And yes, it does.
Are the rumors true that you are seeking a major cabinet position in the Badass Administration?
Well, I suppose it is the right time to make my announcement. I am formally submitting my application to be the Badass NSA Director.
You see, Badassmerika, it is now time for us to Chut It or Chut the F* Up. With Evil Chut at the helm, our Badassmerika will be able to achieve a golden age in Chutrepublik which has been unparalleled since, well, before Beta.
alpha?
As NSA Director, my job is to CHUT EVERYONE UP.
► Have an idea? CHUT IT!
► Want to propose something in kongress? CHUTTFU!
► Have enough readers to be a MM? CHUT YOU!
Only the BAOTUS word is permitted in Badassmerika, because he is rightfully Badass.
Let the Badass Doctrine begin!
DISCLAIMER: CLICK ONLY IF YOU STILL FEEL CONFUSED
The latest insider report reveals that Darkskye, the self-proclaimed Timewaster Lord, has arrived in his blue box to initiate talks with the Badass candidate regarding a possible cabinet position.
Mr Timewaster Lord, does your appearance here in Badassville have anything to do with Mr Evil Chutley's campaign for BAOTUS?
Please, call me Dark. [winks] And yes, it does.
Are the rumors true that you are seeking a major cabinet position in the Badass Administration?
Well, I suppose it is the right time to make my announcement. I am formally submitting my application to be the Badass NSA Director.
You see, Badassmerika, it is now time for us to Chut It or Chut the F* Up. With Evil Chut at the helm, our Badassmerika will be able to achieve a golden age in Chutrepublik which has been unparalleled since, well, before Beta.
alpha?
As NSA Director, my job is to CHUT EVERYONE UP.
► Have an idea? CHUT IT!
► Want to propose something in kongress? CHUTTFU!
► Have enough readers to be a MM? CHUT YOU!
Only the BAOTUS word is permitted in Badassmerika, because he is rightfully Badass.
Let the Badass Doctrine begin!
DISCLAIMER: CLICK ONLY IF YOU STILL FEEL CONFUSED
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You had my full support until I read that disclaimer. Disclaimers are decidedly not badass.
Chut bumping anyways.
LOL I had to put it, because some people were asking if I was really running for NSA....
You seem only about 94% qualified for this position. I might hold out for a FAR more qualified candidate.
Q4 Vote
94% is a disgrace! You besmirch my honor! The NSA shall be mine [insert evil laughter here]... Errr. I mean mine on behalf of the Chut...
Wow. This will be hard to top.
hell yes....
vote for vendetta!
özgürlük için oyla!
lol NSA director doesn't change with every month. but, nice try.
Being interested in higher things, I have two point of interest regarding the graphics used in this article:
1) Da boirds eyes is glowin'!
2) Dem kidz ain't gots no hands r feets!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
rofl :😁
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