BAOTUS: I Direct Your Arm America!
Day 1,289, 15:52
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by Kishvier
"Arm America Director:
If I ask you to cut off your arm, you do it goddamnit. Why? Because I’m the BAOTUS and you don’t ask questions." -Chutley
So I'm running for this position, and I figure my arms are the most bad-ass pair of appendages this side of the Mississippi. I'll beat people with my arms, your arms, even Serbian arms if you don't do as I please, and if Chutley pleases, well we probably shouldn't go into that at this time...
If I am elected (appointed?) there would be arms in the hands of every U.S. citizen asking for some enemy...well yeah, you get the picture (You better, or I'll take your arms!). I mean, I have plans for a lot of stuff, arms, arm-or, arm-tillery, and my designs of an arm-coptor are quite bad-ass.
So yeah, Kishvier for BAAAD (Bad-Ass Arm America Director). If you don't vote for me, I'll rip your arms off, and give them to Pizza the Hut!
-Soon to be Chutley's BAAAD (Bad Ass Arm America Director)
-Kishi
If I ask you to cut off your arm, you do it goddamnit. Why? Because I’m the BAOTUS and you don’t ask questions." -Chutley
So I'm running for this position, and I figure my arms are the most bad-ass pair of appendages this side of the Mississippi. I'll beat people with my arms, your arms, even Serbian arms if you don't do as I please, and if Chutley pleases, well we probably shouldn't go into that at this time...
If I am elected (appointed?) there would be arms in the hands of every U.S. citizen asking for some enemy...well yeah, you get the picture (You better, or I'll take your arms!). I mean, I have plans for a lot of stuff, arms, arm-or, arm-tillery, and my designs of an arm-coptor are quite bad-ass.
So yeah, Kishvier for BAAAD (Bad-Ass Arm America Director). If you don't vote for me, I'll rip your arms off, and give them to Pizza the Hut!
-Soon to be Chutley's BAAAD (Bad Ass Arm America Director)
-Kishi
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My arms are the most bad-ass pair of appendages this side of the Mississippi.
Thanks to the helpful diagram, I now know what arms are.😁
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Love it
Arms are useless unless you have a pickle to hold.
Contemplate that for a minute.
Arms on a pizza sounds gross.
You must be the BAAAD
V & S
BAAAD will be utilized by NSA to make opponents CHUTTFU
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/darkskye-applies-as-nsa-in-chut-administration-1788626/1/20
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