20 most common questions on Erepublik

Day 2,349, 13:23 • Published in Romania Romania • by Real Vasi
Does Plato have feelings
Yes. He hates you.

Is there an afterlife when you die in Erepublik?
It depends:
- If you are good, you go to Platorgatory.
- If you are bad, you’re reincarnated as a bump on Plato's butt.

Since Plato is an atheist, is it a sin to play Erepublik?
Definitly. And as Gill Battes, (Steve Hobbes) and Linux Torsval are also atheists, it it a sin to use any computer, regardless of the operating system.

What does the bible say about playing Erepublik?
I don’t know. I use it as a mouse pad.

Which MU is worse: Templierii or Romania Unita?
Fortele Aeriene Romane.

Will my laptop get heavier if I put more items in my storage (food, weapons, rockets etc)?
Yes indeed. I got over 20000 Q7 weapons in my storage and I need a forklift to pick up my laptop.

How do I make my wife happy when I spend all the money on tanking?
Tell her you’re cheating on her. She’ll forget the money issue.

How can I increase my strength quickly without spending gold?
Go to a gym.

How can I use multi accounts without being caught?
You can’t. But you can buy gold before that and nobody will punish you.

How do I become a Plato fan/follower?
Lose all brain functions (you could try banging you head against a wall).

Why is the headless chicken headless?
She once tried to convince herself that Erepublik is all about the players, and her head exploded instantly.

If I created my account on february 29, will I stay one until 4 years pass?
Another 4 years in Erepublik? You must be drunk or desperate.

My ewife changed her profile description from “emarried” to “ewidowed”. Should I be worried.
S#it man yeah, you better run as long as you’re still alive.

Why does my mouse vibrate and my computer restart when I buy gold?
Why are you buying gold?

I want to join a certain military unit but I’m afraid they’ll reject me. Should I try anyway?
NO!

Can you get a virus by receiving gold/ items from a sick player?
Yes you can. Be careful not to ever accept anything from anybody. Especially gold or combat stash.

If I change my citizenship in Erepublik will I also get a real citizenship in that specific country?
Yes. You will also lose your current real job, house and citizenship.

Is it really possible to play Erepublik if you’re under 14?
I don’t know. Let me ask my mommy...

What’s the best way to get banned?
You have to call 080 – Erepublik. The issue is that they are so busy that they only answer the phone Sundays at 2 AM. It’s the only way they can see you’re serious about it.

How do you find the exact users who didn’t vote your article?
It’s simple. All who aren’t members of the voters club.
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20 most common questions on Erepublik

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