[WHPR]Invasion of Poland and New Missions!!!

Day 1,485, 18:03 • Published in USA USA • by James S. Brady Press Room


Good evening America,

Tonight the world watches, as Poland’s Capital has come under fire. Just a few hours ago, EDEN forces, led by Bulgaria, invaded Little Poland. All Americans are asked to support this battle! Click here to be taken to the battlefield! The battle is only in the third mini, but already over 35 million damage has been done by the Allied Top 5. This is going to be another huge battle, and we can expect heavy tanking from ONE, as the night wanes. Be prepared to fight here tomorrow as well.


I also took a moment to speak with Tenshibo about the State Department’s Ambassador Program. For those that don’t know, being an Ambassador is one of the best ways to get your foot in the door, for the Executive. Many of our current cabinet members started out as ambassadors.
Tenshibo, told me that all of the countries that needed ambassadors have received them. They are currently hard at work, filing reports, staying updated on current affairs, and furthering the United States’ message of peace and prosperity throughout the world. Tenshibo also went on to say he is very proud at how hard the Ambassadors, they have made great strides this month. Coupled with the entire State Department’s hard work, this month is already being considered a great success.




And lastly this evening, we have a piece from White House Press Corps writer kooguy. He submitted a sarcastic piece about the new missions that the Admins added this morning:

The admins have released new missions. They are all based around getting things done before the new year. As usual, none of these tasks will reward you with much, but a few of them are easy, and worth it.

One mission is working to gather 2011 products before 2012. It's extremely easy and can be done in 2-3 days for most people. You don't have to do anything special to finish it. The reward for doing this is an energy bar and a tool box.

Another easy goal is to recover 2011 health before 2012. I've personally recovered 500 so far, and will probably finish this in 3-4 days. This mission encourages people to fight for their country, which they should already be doing. By doing finishing this you can receive a whopping 10xp!
That's some good motivation.

The easiest mission is train eleven times by Day 1,505. Even if you're a two clicker you will accomplish this quickly. The reward for completing this is 12 strength, which is great because there shouldn't even be a reward for this.

Another mission is to defeat 300 enemies for the USA. Along with this task you have to have 10 bazookas in your storage. The reward for this mission is 30 strength and 3 bazookas, not bad.

A harder task is to have your best stats of the year, or damage. In other words, you need to surpass your previous ’Most Damage in a Campaign’ mark. This is hard to do if you've already gone all out with your bazookas and candy bars. The worst thing about this is that the reward is only 30 strength. If you ask me, it's not worth it.

If you compare these missions to the last, they're awful. I enjoyed the 444 kills mission. To me, there isn't a thing in here that everyone is really working towards. However, regardless of the reward, I'm glad that we have something to work towards during the holidays. Everyone should be appreciative of the fact that we get missions, because they change up your daily routine, and keep things fresh.

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Israel Stevens
Director, White House Press Corps