[Dental Corps] Tough as molars, hard as enamel
The Vagabonds
Good evening, patients, Dental Surgeon Butjam speaking to you on behalf of our retinue, in regards to the recent MU tournament. A tournament like this allows us to assess the effectiveness of our worldwide dental operations, as well as our competitors.
Firstly, you can find all the data used in our rough assessment here
As you may have noticed from browsing the document, we have decided to highlight ourselves in red. “Why?” you cry, “Is your ego that big or are you afraid that you’ll lose yourself all the way down there in 73rd?”. Actually, you’ll find that we are more than deserving of a highlight thanks to the impressive 106.77 million damage that we hit per member.
The eWorld is prepped for the arrival of the dentists
“Hang on you cheeky gits, that’s not even the best on here!” You have us there. Actually, the top two units for damage per soldier in the world are these hardcore chaps from Bulgaria, hitting 2,680kk with only 12 of them, at an astonishing average of 223.33 million per member, and the ever impressive Angry Angels, sporting three Titan ranked tanks, and just as many elite citizens, hitting 7511kk with only 36 of them, 208.64 million per member by our books.
Whilst those numbers are impressive, one has to remember that Angry Angels were carried from 63rd place, all the way up to 50th (and elite unit status) by Waynekerr’s favourite supertank, Xanthar Zaiban the Kiwi Titan. Adjusting for a unit missing him, the Angry Angels are just below the RADC on 106.5 million per member. Applying the rule of “You hit over one billion, how is that even possible???” to our Bulgarian competitors too, we see an average of an impressive 125.85 million per member.
So what does this tell us? That discluding people who can hit over 1 billion damage on their own, The Royal Army Dental Corps, based in the humble eUnited Kingdom have the biggest pound for pound damage of any TWO Military Unit, falling only to second worldwide. In fact, even when including people stronger than entire countries, we hold 2nd and 3rd place respectively. Of course, this is just taken from the top 100 worldwide units by total damage over the course of the competition, but a little extrapolation never hurt anybody...
Dentistry, not hurting anybody...
It’s not always about us...
Despite the fact that the Dentists are made up of the best, brightest and most intelligent folk around, it can be a little tempting to talk about ourselves too much. However, what one cannot forget is that the potential for dentistry is within everyone,even if it is buried deep inside under some sTUPidity. That said, we would like to formally announce the honorary Dentist certification to the following players:
Talon Karrde
Ayame Crocodile
Teppishc
Emergy Maxfell
ApronChef
All four are cool cats of the highest order and full confidence is found in their surgical abilities. To finish off our pleasant little section about how there’s probably a bit of coolness to be found outside of our merry band, have some interesting numbers...
17- The number of unit names Butjam could spell on the first attempt
15.59- The average damage, in millions, per top 100 unit member
1,236,313- The difference in damage for the most contested positions, 84th and 83rd
8,270,985,844- The difference in damage between the top 2 units, the biggest in the competition. The gap itself would have reached 36th place!
2.24- The lowest average DPM in millions in the top 100 units, from Kuka i motika e Srbije. with 1636 members producing 3,672 million damage
16553491- Roughly the number of Q7 hits Butjam would have to do in order to hit as much as the top 100 units
827675-The number of 2x EB’s I would’ve had to buy...
2400272- The gold cost of all those bars...
547,259,615- The cc value of all that gold...
€532866.6- The euro value of all that gold...
£466539.10- The pound value of all that gold...
186,614-The number of pints I could’ve bought from my favourite pub instead!
We’ll be reunited one day....
That’s all for now, ladies and gentlemen. We hope to have mildly impressed you this evening and over the course of this simple little competition, keep an eye out for us next time to see if we can be bothered then...
Until next time,
Butjam, Royal Dental Surgeon
To all potential Dentists - The art of dentistry is a skilled profession. You can't just become a Dentist you have to earn that right by examination. If you feel you are eligible then request an audience with us on IRC @ http://tinyurl.com/dental-corps
Don't join until you're approved...
Oh wait, you can't!
Comments
Dentists are cool, you could be too... get in touch if you're hardcore
I am impressed by the numbers, but not by the magnitude (how big) of them but by how many are. Some logarithms and inequations here and there and you could publish it to "New Scientist".
Dentist Beeblebrox signing in o/
although I disapprove of the vote-buying... : (
Fine fighting, kudos to all the dentist in the Royal Army Dental Corps o/
*dentists
you wish you had me
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
ha
Although looking at your performance over the past week on egov4you, you would have significantly reduced our damage per person ratio... No point you being in the unit if you aren't committed enough to fight daily and only fight when you can be bothered....
sorry i dont waste £1000 on tanking to come 2nd...
You said you wish the DC had you, and I pointed out that you weren't active enough on the battlefield to be given an invite... The fact the DC would reject you is less to do with the damage your account would be capable of doing, but the fact you go AWOL.....
And as I commented below, our motivation for fighting had nothing to do with placing... The challenge of seeing how much damage we could do is entertaining in its own right, as will be the attempt to beat it next time. There was also a sense of purpose fighting in battle under the Union flag amongst our allies, hoping to make a difference etc... From day one we knew we'd probably finish second as the Legion has too many people and the Brit-arse Army can't be bothered to fight for the eUK...
And how much gold do you waste leveling yourself up in the training grounds when you don't even bother fighting?? And how much gold have you spent buying votes, both in elections and boosting the votes in articles?
You don't waste it on damage but you do on multiple parties, vote buying, bribes and trolling. We didn't waste anything - a few of us do that damage most months. I actually did less than I would have usually as I was on holiday at the time. I came third and still did the same as your TOP fighter.
they had you, do you remember ?.... err do you remember? .... why don't you remember?
Dentists are best ists.
Why did you buy votes for this ?
everyone needs to know....
What that you wasted over 800 real life pound maybe over 1000 gold on battles when the eUK wasn't in danger , you are right everyone needs to know If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid, you didn't even come top in the eUK, let alone top 50 in the world , what a waste, lol'd hard ,lets see the damage done when the eUK needs it !
erm...we had that little war in Indo. eUK needed the damage then and DC provided, sadly we still lost. Probably because the British Army couldn't get their act together and fight as well as DC. You're an MU of 170 while DC is only 26 and they did over 1 billion more damage then you. Lol'd hard
guess it doesnt need a comment from me. Sambo shut you down
@Sambo112
The thing is, unless the British Army looks like it could come first in anything and get some sort of glory, then their leadership sulks and walks off with the proverbial football...
The DC did the damage because we could - and come the next MU tournament, we will try our damn hardest to beat it. Sir Winnie thinks the damage was a waste, but our allies will see the damage and know that if the brown stuff hits the cooling oscillating machine then the likes of the DC will be there kicking ass with a smile*... In the meantime, "eUK's self proclaimed best unit The Brit-arse Army" will be sitting at home playing with themselves....
The fact that all of Sir Winnie's teeth have worn out from excessive gnashing from smaller MUs outperforming his unit may or may not have something to do with his dislike of the Dental Corp...
* we kick ass with a smile as we have fantastic teeth...
Oh, and all that leveling up was a complete waste for the next battle...
>fantastic teeth
>British
huehue
I like your unit organisation, but... I don`t like the name 😃
You keep doing what you are doing, you are helping eUK. Cheers!
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Well that cut my sexy message for wayne down 🙁 love you wayne
Dentists by numbers...I like it!
voted hard. Just out there testing our drills out on poor elderly and children around the eWorld
(elderly for Butjam, Young'uns for Zap)
Like the unit and it's members. Hate vote buying -1 vote, Sorry.
Horice ):
Votes Brought for this , if the eUK community don't moan here , double standards and I will take that as a OK to buy votes for articles.
Why not set an example, rise above the others?
Didn't even vote.
186,614 Pints deserves respect o7 (oh and the Dentists too obviously...)
meh... bought votes.
although if an article could ever be worthy of cash4votes, its this one...
thank you to all those who are not butthurt and well done Legion, Funky and Royal Navy.
o7
Big well done to all the Dentist ,
proof if needed its not the number of teeth rather the bite that matters
🙂
o7
thats a damn good metaphor
Cheers Rich
Samoss is rapidly becoming one of my favourite people...
lining himself up for a honorary DC membership 😉
Cheers mate , o7
good metaphor is just give romanians your damned money ...
Well done Dentists and thank you o7 This is quite an honour.
If it wasn't for your serious silliness, this game would be a bore.
as funny as a teeth
tooth*
But teeth are no laughing matter
bought votes
nope. not one at all
There is certainly not one bought vote here.... the other numbers I'm not so sure about though
Butjam, please amend the text to include the great ApronChef who without his knowledge and damage we would have fell short of our goal. o7
To all would be Dentists. Your just not good enough!
Oh darn, I thought Apron was sticking around, was why I didn't include him! Gonna' add him in now
At serious risk of having some dental forceps hone in on my foreskin, that pub looks shitty.
you would be lucky to get the forceps... Butjam, bring out the drill!! o7