Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2005)
What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he lost his job?
OH SNAP!
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What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he lost his job?
OH SNAP!
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The other day, I was having a shit in the woods when, to my horror, some passers-by saw me.
Thankfully, I was wearing my bear costume.
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Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words!
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My wife, Dorothy, is threatening to run off due to my obsession with Morse code.
I begged her,"Please don't dash Dot!"
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Pregnant Kim Kardashian is moaning in a magazine, "Nothing looks good on me"
I disagree. A grand piano dropped from a considerable height would.
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