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Daily Terrible Joke Day #2,087

2 Dia 2,087, 15:58 Publicado em Ireland Ireland Entretenimento e interacções sociais Entretenimento e interacções sociais


It was easy to break into show business.

They left the back door of the theatre open...

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Daily Terrible Joke Day #2,086

3 Dia 2,086, 14:42 Publicado em Ireland Ireland Entretenimento e interacções sociais Entretenimento e interacções sociais


Today I was going to the toilet and this random guy walks in and started peeing right next to me.

Needless to say, we both got kicked out of the girls' bathroom.

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Daily Terrible Joke Day #2,085

3 Dia 2,085, 10:59 Publicado em Ireland Ireland Entretenimento e interacções sociais Entretenimento e interacções sociais


The Proclaimers walked 500 miles. And then 500 more.

They realised halfway on their walk that they were going in the wrong direction...

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Daily Terrible Joke Day #2,084

2 Dia 2,084, 06:51 Publicado em Ireland Ireland Entretenimento e interacções sociais Entretenimento e interacções sociais

1813 Women have no rights.

1913 Women fight for some rights.

2013 Women are always right.

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Daily Terrible Joke Day #2,083

9 Dia 2,083, 06:42 Publicado em Ireland Ireland Entretenimento e interacções sociais Entretenimento e interacções sociais


I've designed a plane made entirely from rubber, so that when it crashes, it bounces.

It's a Boing 747.

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