Labriut - newspaper of CreepyRazor

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Message from me.

23 • Dia 3,097, 11:32 • Publicado em Israel Israel

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So I stopped by the garage to pump my wheels...

As I bend over to start on it, gun fell out of my pocket. Shot went off and hit me in the head.

I couldn't breathe for the longest time. Just lying there in my own blood, struggling to breathe.

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Message from my Rabbi's navigator

9 • Dia 3,071, 08:41 • Publicado em Israel Israel

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Entretenimento e interacções sociais

Except if you are hot, blonde, female and preferably nekkid. In that case... carry on.

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Message from my Rabbi's pet goat

7 • Dia 3,049, 09:27 • Publicado em Israel Israel

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Entretenimento e interacções sociais

So I've been bored.

Built so wrm factories.
Bored again.
Messaged HisAirness, the Croat dick-tater, and told him I will be his new master.. I mean Jewland ambassador.

Bored again.

Getting married on Tuesday. Plan on taking a BH during the

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