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ASS AGONY

3 Dia 1,384, 12:34 Publicado em South Africa South Africa Entretenimento e interacções sociais Entretenimento e interacções sociais

A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race and it won again.
The local paper rea😛 PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that

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Agony WEED philosophy

4 Dia 1,382, 07:41 Publicado em South Africa South Africa Entretenimento e interacções sociais Entretenimento e interacções sociais

Ok so i Know its illegal to smoke weed in South Africa but hey i had to try it out on a cruise ship destined for the land of opportunity New York

i carried a 5 tots of weed on board each for every month its was going to take me before we hit new

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AGONY BEHIND THE WHEEL

7 Dia 1,379, 15:29 Publicado em South Africa South Africa Entretenimento e interacções sociais Entretenimento e interacções sociais

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 120 kilometers per hour. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife suddenly looks across at him and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce.

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Office agony

4 Dia 1,378, 01:54 Publicado em South Africa South Africa Entretenimento e interacções sociais Entretenimento e interacções sociais

When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.

When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.



When you don't do it,

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Well of Youth

4 Dia 1,374, 03:17 Publicado em South Africa South Africa Entretenimento e interacções sociais Entretenimento e interacções sociais

An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "What is this Father?"

The father,

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