What is this?
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by Dopes
What is going on? How did I get here? I blame sobriety.
Hello lads and lasses! Welcome to the first confused edition of the Drunk and on Drugs Times/Weekly/Daily(not gonna happen)/intelligencer(I love that word). Sadly I'm far too sober to write anything of value and expect no one will read this. I know I wouldn't. Hell I regret writing it already.
So how bout that wipe eh? Really makes it hard to sit back, relax, and get FUBAR doesn't it? Unless of course you would have been a senator. Then you have plenty of free time. Don't worry, sooner or later the Wanks will just have to realize it's not worth annoying their neighbor to the north. We're better drinkin buddies than enemies after all.
Speaking of obnoxious neighbors I'm reminded of the time I lived in an apartment next door to a building filled with college kids. Always being loud at 9 in the morning when us respectable folks are trying to sleep off last nights drunken romp in cyberspace. So what I did was throw firecrackers out my window at 2 in the morning. Didn't shut 'em up but I got a bit of joy knowing I was annoying them.
That really doesn't have much to do with anything. Just felt like I should type more than the confused opening. I still don't know how I got here...
Question or comments? Maybe even a suggestion that'd help this not be a horrible waste of time? If I remember I'll probably read 'em and might even say something stupid back.
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This is a good start. It's always nice to know where someone is coming from. I know people in this game who write about real life, philosophy, or this crappy browser game called eRepublik. It doesn't matter so much what you write as long as you enjoy doing it. The community benefits from all kinds of activity even if it has nothing to do with this game. Find a niche for yourself that you enjoy and you'll find people who want to read it.
Wow surprisingly helpful. I was expecting comments like "My suggestion: Stop writing." lol
hmmm. . .
My suggestion: Stop writing.
😉
Not as disappointed as I expected to be. Keep up the good work 😉
HAHA thanks man. I think 😛
So as an idea for the paper maybe you could talk and update on the war situation around Canada and possibly the world?
*breaks bottle* Don't tell him to take my gig, Auk
There is always room for good writers in the media 🙂
*breaks another bottle* No more room.
That's awful complicated I might have to think. Sounds friggin painful.
I'd rather hear more about pranks played on people who annoy you...
I like you. You seem swell.