Universally Challenged & Bob save
Day 1,513, 13:29
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by Mr Woldy
Bob Save the King
Hello listeners!
As the holiday period is over, Jimbo and I are back in the studio to bring you eRepublik’s best podcast (honest). In episode 4 of Bob Save the King!
In this brief episode, we discuss charity schemes (specifically, royal charity schemes), the Ministry of Home Affairs and eRepublik’s gold offers - as well as a short gaming section, musical section, and we ask you, the listener, who you want us to interview!
The discussion link can be found here,
And the podcast is here.
Universally Challenged
Many many moons ago, in the privvy chamber with my wench, I devised a very cunning, exciting and revolutionary quiz-game for all my lovely chums in the eUK to take part in. Since then, I have been waiting, biding my time until it finally seemed right to release my demonic creation upon the eWorld, and now, in the middle of exam period (oops) I present to you:
My fantastic editing skills
For those of you who haven’t noticed already, Universally Challenged is of course a parody of the hit television program, University Challenge, in which Jeremy Paxman pits various universities against each other in an ultimate battle of the wits.
And indeed, I aim to emulate this. Which is where you come in. I need you to group up in teams of 3, and to apply to enter my wonderful quiz show as soon as possible. Why? Well there’s 6 gold in it for the winning team, as well as 50 Q5 food each. Generous huh? No? Well the runners up each get 50 Q5 food each too.
Want to know more? I thought so. You three man team will be summoned onto IRC to fight your side in the ultimate battle if intellectual capacity. The game will take place as thus:
Your three man team will be summoned to IRC at the same time as an ‘enemy’ three man team. I shall proceed to ask questions (5 rounds of them), if you get a question right, you win ten points, and have the opportunity to win an extra fifteen by correctly answering your three bonus questions on a topic relating to the first question. Rinse and repeat for the remaining four rounds, and the winning team goes on to the next heat.
If that confuses you, just go youtube University Challenge.
The game shall be organised in a ‘winner stays on’ table, so teams can eye up the potential competition way before they begin answering questions.
I am in the Invalidation academy for gifted artists
Ideally I would like 8 teams to sign up, but we’ll see how far we get. Admissions are now open, and there’s no entrance fee and no qualifications - anyone can apply to play!
So what are you waiting for? Join me on IRC for the eQuiz event of the millenia. Apply by filling in this form!
Thanks for Reading,
HRH Woldy I,
OBE, KCVS, MC, HRH.
To apply for the ‘Woldy’s Young Achievers’ Scheme, simply pop your name in this thread on our external forums:
http://forums.erepublik.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=588&t=75411
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Voty Woldy
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wtf is this crap, i waited over a gorram week for 10 mins, NOT PLEASED
YEAH
Just entered a TF team 😃
I never received my runners up prize from the last quiz.
BOB SAVE THE KING! \o/
Voted with great vigor and enthusiasm!
Quiz?
Nice one.
See what we can do. 🙂
Cookies.
And I am a complete retard, I hope this gives me an advantage.
Voted.
You are better looking than Paxman. Small mercies etc....
Just entered a team from TUP, may just be more on the way 😛
Great! Grainne, want to be on my team? 🙂
entered, warning I cheat
I hear if I comment a lot, my name appears more, so I will comment again so I can see my name twice.
I think its fair to say, it was not expected that the microwave would explode if I put cookie dough into tinfoil, then placed that in the microwave.
I think its fair to say, I a telling you a part of my imaginary life, cause I seem to have misplaced my actual life, as I am somewhat on here a tad too often. I think it is time I got a counsellor to help we get 'non-addicted' to eRep.
In the case of an emergency, please remove your seat harness, unplug your headphones, roll them up, move the keyboard to the side, lean over and turn off the monitor, then unplug the monitor, and place it in your bag, then go back and remove the tower, keyboard, and mouse [if you have a laptop no need to bother with this] and zip/button etc the bag up, place it on your back.
Then go down stairs and get another bag, and start filling it with food like: Poptarts, cookies and any other internet addict friendly food you can think of.
Then make your way to one of these exits: Bathroom window [the tiny one], the roof or the sink drain. I advise swimming suits for the drain. Then make your way out of the chosen root.
You should now be lodged into place if you tried these exits, and will hopefully burn a live like the moron you are.
For people who have been paying attention, my advise either has the sense of common-sense or lack of.
Nonetheless, you need to escape.
After you have done this properly or improperly, and are not lodged into place in a stupid exit. You will hopefully be making your way to the nearest bridge.
When you arrive at the bridge, tie the bag to your leg. Take some food out of the other bag, and have a small feast.
Then, jump off the bridge.
This method will grant you access to Hyper-Ponies 'R' Us. [pretend the R is backwards okai!]
I hope you enjoyed my not-so-funny-disaster-of-a-tale-which-will-forever-burn-your-soul-and-the-soul-of-literature.
I haz biggest coment \o/
Ouch, I have bad grammar... [Hopefully Tem wont see this, I wont say his name, cause he will be here then, and I shall be doomed]
youmad
where is woldy?