The Extradition of Shadowukcs

Day 1,226, 10:38 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Mr Woldy


The Extradition of Shadowukcs


eUK Natural Philosophy dictates that every country has one notorious BS’er and one notorious Butt.



Obviously the two are like yin & yang, they balance each other and prevent chaos.

Something has unsettled in the eUK, and our men of science have come to the conclusion that our notorious BS’er (who for legal reasons cannot be named, as the institute of life quality is very precarious over it’s image) has been spouting too much BS as a result of our Butt being displaced.

We have therefore decided to extradite our Butt, Shadowukcs from Belgium and bring him to the eUK. This will allow the BS to flow out of the butt thus restoring the balance of our humours.


Traditional Methods are failing.

eUK, you have a natural enemy proposal up, please make good use of it.
This is not a fruitless Campaign, and it is worth pointing out that eBelgium faces no serious harm.

Unless shadow moves to China, in which case we’ll have to take Europe and Asia by storm.

Thanks for reading.

OBE, KCVS, MC, HRH.
(Belgian Bun)

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