The Apology

Day 3,852, 19:53 Published in USA Peru by Jude Connors

Greetings and Salutations, My American Friends:

In my last article, I called for the removal of the December Revolutionists from the "Permanent Congressional Blacklist". After a fun discussion, the vote has begun and currently the move to end the oppression of the freedom fighters is passing massively. I would like to take this time to congratulate all of the other Decemberists on our hard fought victory. I would also like to thank those who supported this cause and moved past old butthurt and pettiness to do what was right. Thank you.

During the Congressional Discussion (and my very own special thread - as I am banned from talking in even Public Congressional Procedures due to my blacklisted status), I read that other Decemberists were stricken from the evil, evil list by giving a public apology. To be removed, you have to confess your transgressions in public in order to be absolved of your sins... just like in church. A few Congresspersons stated that I should do that, so I decided to do such right now.

This is my apology to them.

Yes, I am sorry.

I am sorry for the butthurt you have suffered for years.

I am sorry for the pettiness you have shown.

I am sorry you cannot see the bigger picture.

I am sorry you cannot see that we need all those that want to help to be able to help.

I am sorry you live in the past.

I am sorry.

The time to move on came and went a long time ago. I'm honestly surprised this wasn't done while I was AFK from the game. I mean, how in the holy name of the great Plato was Hoss1965 still on that list?

And the audacity to ask people to apologize just flabbergasts me. Holy crap, guys... are you for real?

But in the end, Congress sees the forward-thinking, sans a few people; and progress is being made FINALLY. Now, only three people remain on the Congressional Blacklist and each deserve to be.

Now let's come together and move forward... TOGETHER.

AFTERWOR😨 I know I am gonna anger some people but I truly hope we can all move on together after this, even after this grandstanding article. It's nothing personal and I'm just... well... I'm Jude!

Love you all!