Like Moose to the Slaughter
Xichael
tl;dr CPF politicians cut a deal with our enemy Colin Lantrip to throw Rylde under the bus to try and get him to leave us alone. Spoiler: he didn't leave us alone, and now we're in a much worse situation.
Our leaders have been naive at best and treasonous at worst. I honestly believe ED was simply naive, however it is evident that key members of the CPF worked with our enemy Colin Lantrip to get rid of Rylde for partisan reasons. They sold the foreign policy of our country for political power. It was well played and Rylde was swiftly deposed, returning the CPF to power. However, the mistake they made was to think Colin was only after Rylde. We should have been fighting our hardest against Colin Lantrip, our enemy, from the start instead of engaging in petty power games. Our government was warned many times by RW that Ireland and Colin were not our friends and would continue to work against us. However, they were naive and acquiesced to Colin's demands to make peace with Ireland as they cowered from his CO, with only Rylde and the Whorehouse willing to stand up to him. Despite our government selling out our foreign policy in fear of Colin's money, he has not gone away. Instead, he has come back with a vengeance.
The government will insist that we are simply a "natural target for an airstrike" but you would be naive to think that is the main consideration. This airstrike against us was coordinated by Ireland to punish us. Irish government members have no subtlety as they proclaim they have big allies on the way to wipe us. The reason for this is because Ireland is not our friend, and they are angry at our democratic government (Molly Jo's term) as well as our dictatorial government (Rylde's coup). We said this all along, but the CPF was blinded by the opportunity to regain power. We called this as it was happening, but were dismissed. Surely it is better to invite a foreign enemy into our country than deal with Rylde, right? Well, we will put that to the test as we are wiped off the map until help arrives (if it ever does).
Beyond the Blame Game
Now that we have gotten the blame game out of the way (I'm sorry, it had to be said, because our predictions were prophetic in this case) we need to think about our options. I am not part of the executive this term, but I hope our CP Exalted Druid and his "Ministers" Aries Prime and DMV3 (Colin's good friend and the one who cut the deal with him to remove Rylde, I don't know why someone working with our enemy is still in this government) are having some serious discussions. I know they are underway in Congress, but as SC of Orion I can say we have not been approached (although, I would like to think that is because they know I am SC and that I am working on a plan to get us out of this mess and not because the executive is understaffed).
With Colin's money, and new found mission to help Ireland and Albania, we are facing a very serious situation. However, a wipe is not the end of the world. We will come back, eventually. Our allies may eventually come help us, but the fact remains we should have been on this earlier. We should have been fighting when he was bankrolling Ireland and we had a size advantage. Without that advantage, and facing two enemies bankrolled by Colin, we will not survive another week and may not win many resistance wars in the near future.
Despite our differences, we need to set aside partisan politics and fight for eCanada. I hope in the future certain politicians will not play such reckless games with our country at stake and that the people will hold those politicians accountable for their actions. But today, we must fight. Follow government orders and drain Colin for every penny that you can. We will have our vengeance on Ireland one day because I hope you can all see that they are no longer our friends. They are laughing all the way to the bank at our despair.
At the end of the day, we are all eCanadian, and the in the future I hope we can get along without involving foreigners in our internal matters, because it never ends well.
Yours in solidarity,
Xichael
Comments
Lol, this is the best work of fiction published in sometime.
So despite Colin using your MU to kick out Rylde, you haven't been colluding our enemy? A likely story 😛
He bought a liberator medal from me. There was no stipulation about Ireland or anything else. I got paid 300k cc to let Colin pay for the revolution and get a shiny medal. So I single handedly got him to spend 200k and he paid 300k that can be used as COs against him.
DMV come on man don't think i'm an idiot, I do have respect for you so I hope you will for me too. We all know you don't like Rylde. Colin needed an MU to overthrow him and you probably offered it up as a friend, even though he was bankrolling our enemy. I find it highly unlikely you were thinking that the 100k profit you made was going to be used for CO against him.
It was 300k profit, not 100k. He paid 500k total. 200k to start it and 300k for me. It was a great deal. Instead of it costing me 200k to get rid of Rylde I made 300k in profit and got rid of Rylde. That's smart business there.
Well, everyone has their price I guess.
Two different tones within one article. I disagree with the first, but you're right with the second part.
Time to band together eCan, wars a coming.
Sorry, had to get the "I told you so out" because I literally said that Colin would not leave us alone if we got rid of Rylde, but was shut down because people (mostly CPF) were so god damned sure that he only cared about Rylde. I called it a mile away that Ireland would work against us, but no one listened. You can understand my frustration, I hope.
To be fair, I don't think anyone predicted Colin becoming Dictator of Albania. Although I've alluded to it before Canada is pretty attractive for an AS location: MKDx2, Germark, Albx3, Cro etc.
Alas, not much we can do now. We have a war to fight.
Also there is a plan 😛
The time for trolling is over.
The time for strength and solidarity has arrived.
We march.
And this folks, is why I'm voting Tem4CP.
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You sure you were not in cabinet? You seem to think you know everything that happened. I just have a small group of people doing what needs to be done and you are one of them.
I made my deal with Ireland because I actually like them despite your own experiences with them. I made no deal with anyone else.
If you think Colin was not going to kick Rylde out unless someone helped him with a 10 gold MU then you are writing fantasy.
Now that's out of the way. Let us move onto today's problems.
Didn't mean that we couldn't of kept fighting him even with me desposed of. You all sat on the sidelines as I fought and funded CO's.
Now the tables are turned and I'm supposed to let it go?
I knew I was going to be overthrown but your party did was undermined me every step of the way as I fought a war.
I fought the war too, every single day. I offered you my advise.
I like Ireland. I made peace with Ireland.
Well the decisions of your party members just cost you 1.2 million cc in defence on top of what I could raise from a donation drive. I'd rather we all burned together than see CPF lead us after getting played by Ireland and Colin.
I don't get upset at what I cannot control.
There your ministers and top congress members as chosen by you.
Rylde no one elected you, so forgive us for not following you. When you take something by force you can't expect people to just follow you. Get over it and quit crying about it.
You should follow whoever is in charge in times of war and politics can be sorted out afterwards. Atleast that's what I'm being asked to do currently. Even by you DMV ya hypocrite.
So what do you think of Ireland now that they coordinated an AS against us?
I have no knowledge that they had anything to do with this. I did everything I agreed too. I here some of them blame us for Portugal but I cannot possible think what they think our motivation would be or that we control Portugal.
See what I mean about buttons? I'm tired of people blaming me for other people pushing buttons. .
Yeah man I don't blame you, I think you're fine, but there are others who are keen to dip into the partisan crap. Although I did say we should fight Ireland tooth and nail because Colin wasn't going to leave us alone.
Lol we thought someone else was going to AS you tbh. And we didn't ask them either. We were just told. As the one filling in as CP I can tell you I had no idea Colin would choose Canada for the Albanian Airstrike or that he'd take Albania either just days before. It all happened pretty quickly.
Rylde screwed up and made a selfish decision to destroy a long-lasting friendship. How many other neighboring nations have been on the other sides of alliances for years and still not gone to war, and at times even assisted eachother? Rylde didn't care. He only cared about an easy target to bully. He gave us an ally in Colin Lantrip when he messed with Murica. The new government tries to undo the screw-up and repair what's left when an unfortunate sequence of airstrikes come in.
End.Of.Story.
Yes, this totally wasn't coordinated by Don Croata who boasts in shouts about having one of Ireland's big allies coming to AS Canada. Who knows though, maybe he is just that butthurt 😛
"I made my deal with Ireland because I actually like them despite your own experiences with them. I made no deal with anyone else."
o7
~hyuu~
Democracy, McVicker and the Irish are destroying the nation. But mostly Democracy.
The real problem here is that Colin wants Rylde gone. Not just out of power but out of the eWorld. You think he cares about eCanada? Rylde pissed off the planet and now eCanada is paying the price.
shut up and fight for Canada, all of you.
I read half this, you have no clue.