**Progress**

Day 774, 20:32 • Published in USA USA • by Environmental Protection

Greetings

Well the holiday season has come and gone, and we here at the Salvation Army are hard at work providing much needed help and guidance to those wayward souls of the Wasteland.

In case you missed this article, the hard workers over at the Wasteland Commission decided to come and join us here at the Salvation Army, and they made it just in time for the First Annual Salvation Army Wasted Wasteland Christmas Party. Fun and merriment was had by all, though our illustrious leader made have had a bit too much egg nog (see picture above for an artist's rendering of Jude Connors at the party.)

All joking aside people we are back to work and in the coming weeks we hope to finish our first round of mass mailings to the Wasteland. So far we have messaged nearly 4,000 residents asking them to move to a fortress region and providing them much needed information. Currently our fearless leader, lampshade discarded, is tackling New York, our nation's largest population base outside of the fortresses.

As always, any donations you can make are much appreciated, I can tell you that we will be raffling off a Q5 house in the coming weeks, so look forward to that.

Thanks and have a great day,

Daniel Dodge
-Deputy Director, The Salvation Army