Suck my Pickle
chickensguys
Dear Journal,
Suck my Pickle
Let me start by saying I am officially retired. My soul is dead, I quit. It is gameover for me and that is just fine.
I have no dog in this fight but I would be remiss of me if I choose to say nothing. Speak the truth no matter the cost.
TO BEGIN
Rarely do I encounter such an occasion where complete incompetency can flourish. Usually men of self respecting value are near to stomp out the idiotic machinations of an imbecile. Unfortunately for the world and Canada in particular, it appears that Thedillpickl is going to run for CP for the 2nd time.
Last time he was CP he was literally carried by his cabinet because he was unable to manage his way out of a plastic bag. Thedillpickel ignored all advice and lost the colony in India. He ran France out of the alliance and acted like it was no big deal. He insulted the Americans and nearly cost Canada its sovereignty. He spat in the face of the congressional body and played fast and loose with the money of this country.
TheDillpickel is a joke that won’t die. He is a danger not only to himself(I believe) but certainly to this bloody country. For those of you “intelligent folks” that support his campaign, I want you realize you can’t control an imbecile. Klop can, but even then we are dealing with dying creature. So what do I make of the Dillpickel and Klop alliance? Well it is akin to a dying/emaciated dog biting the barrel of 30-30 Winchester, begging me to pull the trigger. So what are we going to do Canada?
Fire five shots into the belly of this pathetic beast or six.
Comments
Vote for anyone but Thedillpickel.
"Thedillpickel ignored all advice and lost the colony in India. He ran France out of the alliance and acted like it was no big deal. He insulted the Americans and nearly cost Canada its sovereignty. He spat in the face of the congressional body and played fast and loose with the money of this country."
None of the above happened.
1. India betrayed the deal we made with them. I'm waiting for the day we wipe them personally.
2. France left for other reasons (congress + Atlas). Canada and dill played no factor. In fact, we are one of France's favourite allies & friends.
3. No, at no point did USA want to invade us again after we made peace.
4. His declare war law was a mistake, they happen. He paid back in full with help from excellent individuals in the community.
Oh look the Dill Apologist is in the room. Why am I not surprised.
And this is why chickenguys, you were never liked nor respected here.
Please keep talking Klop. We all know you heavily invested in the success of the dildo. Who knows what we will learn.
lol
Chance makes an accidentally proposal and gets run out of the country... Dill accidentally declares WAR and it's just a "whoops, my bad".
This is really what the CPF has come to? I know the pitchforks will be coming my way, but come on. This is shaky ground for even the CFP spin machines.
Accidentally proposes declare war, meant to propose NE. Same effect different price. Also you fail to mention that Congress has to vote to make declare war happen.
Chance had three proposals.
Stuff like this is why I vote for a drinking CP.
The Cpf is a joke!
Dill, you forget to mention that Congress assumes the CP knows what he's doing and isn't a moron. They obviously assumed wrong with you, but we don't elect Congress to lead that's what we elect a CP for. Something you're incapable of doing.
You don't even want the excuse for the 3rd...
100% agree with Klop. I nearly choked on my tea while reading that. How low can you get DWB?
voted for tea xD
DWB has some weight to what he is saying hes not the only one. Only a pure dumbass would believe otherwise.
He really doesn't. He is wrong on all points. I was there, I remember what happened. Klop nailed it. This is just smear work.
To clarify the India situation from one who was there and interrogated the survivors afterwards: To the best of my memory, Croatia and Chile were the ones who were the actual active betrayers. In this case I would call India passive betrayers as those in power in Government sat around and did nothing. This was where my disgust with them came in. Would we as eIndians have sat around and done nothing if Bulgaria or MKD were being pushed out of their regions? I THINK NOT! The trolling by eIndians as Canada was being pushed out of Asia was from those uninformed eIndians who didn't understand the beneficial relationship between Canada and India and treated her as "Just Another LETO Occupier". I hope this clears things up and makes a future peace with India possible when an Administration who values such a peace makes an appearance.
I give you permission to touch my pickle.
Retirement. You're doing it wrong.
Wish I could I endorse this comment.
well look what the dog brought in today
I like how there are no facts here, and much of it is misspelled.
"Last time he was CP he was literally carried by his cabinet because he was unable to manage his way out of a plastic bag."
Klop and the cabinet (myself included, as I was an advisor in that cabinet) drove down from Canada to Dill's house in rural Kentucky. It was a long trip, because we live all across Canada and had to pick people up along the way. We packed a lot of moose jerky and beer, because we knew we would need our strength when we got there. When we arrived, several days later, we picked him up and put him on our actual shoulders and carried him out of the very large plastic bag in which he had been trapped. He was incredibly fortunate that the bag was large enough for a dozen big Canadians, and that it contained enough oxygen to sustain him for so many days.
It was a road trip to remember.
Oh wait, I'm mistaken, none of that happened. DWB just doesn't know what the word "literally" means. Or "retired," for that matter.
We should do it again sometime!
Now this is flying pig funny. Well done.
The pickl barrel's gonna roll and there's nothing anybody could do to stop it,yo! >:-]
If you're actually quitting, I'm accepting donations.
I despise the Faux news style articles you guys have been publishing. It's absolute garbage, but it makes the noobs think something wrong actually happened.
Why make something a big deal that happened months ago. Surely this is well beyond the "Statutes of limitations"
grow up. stop using this for your own political gain.
*or someone else's political gain.
Though, I take political gains with a grain of salt and look toward one's character beyond one's words.
The most intelligent comment I've read for ages
I don't have anything to gain.
DMV does.
What do I have to gain? I'm not running for CP. I'm not even a Minister in Punisher's cabinet. Dill was the most divisive choice the MDP/CPF coalition couldbhave picked for CP.
Klop or I could have ran as well, but that would be too easy, the elites would bow down to the nobles that Klop and I are!
Smoke, I wish one of you would have. At least neither of you are tards.
You retire as bad as I do.
Come to UK, chickensguys... when we get a Congress again, that is.
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Yes, please take him. I'll pay for overseas shipping.
Two people and two different parties have now said the same about pickle..... http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-thedillpickl-lazy-and-ineffective--2472111/1/20
Just want to put ACTUAL FACTS TO LIGHT!
Common sense says if two totally different people say the same thing.... Hmmmm maybe its true.
No, I brought the actual facts to light. See above.
You shouldn't take DWB's words to heart at all, don't be naive, there is not one fact in this entire article.
This "common sense" is not true.
Want to point out that Dr. Walter is a mouthpiece for DMV and has been for a while.
There are also more than two different people offering rebuttals, which I think you should also consider if you're looking for the facts.
Kushskins, Frankly I am disappointed. I hated Dill before it was cool. You will be hard pressed to find any Americans that take this dude serious. I might be hated but at least I am not a total idiot.
"Mouthpiece" may have been unduly harsh. Just pointing out that the two of you do tend to speak with a unified voice.
Well fact. I remember losing India, and then I remember invasion after invasion during then after his presidency.... I base his performance from experience 🙂
Do you know why we lost India or how?
Invasion after invasion? We didn't even get wiped did we?
Not once did we get wiped. We actually repelled more invaders in the past few months than ever before. Stop drinking DWB's kool aid.
And for facts sake, we lost India because they betrayed our deal and got Aurora (the alliance) to fund COs in their RWs making it really expensive and hard to win.
Stop stealing Xander's hilarious "kool-aid" joke. >: (
Dude your a total sheep. Baaaaahhhhhh... I dont want to hear your garbage... have your opinion, keep it, great!! lada dada do. I will keep my opinion. I know what I experienced. We werent overrun but occupied for a while. That much is true and two different guys say hes a dumbass. You cant deny facts.
Moi? A sheep. lol ok.
I'm not going to be bothered to explain the flaws in these facts to someone who can't understand them.
And if you have any facts that explain different please send them to me I would like to read. You might be suprised how smart I really am 🙂
Klop never argue with idiots, they will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience