[Nyx] THE TEMPLE OF DIO

Day 2,579, 22:24 • Published in Canada Serbia • by Nyx Lynx
THE TEMPLE OF DIO IN CANADA

The ancient prophecy spoke of this day with great certitude. Today is a glorious day.

The old abandoned church will be readied.


The Canadian snow has thawed and been cleansed when Dio entered Canada.

The Canadian land has also been rendered pure due to the slaying of Spaniards from time immemorial.

Today, to perform the cleansing ceremony, I, Nyx Lynx, assume my mortal form and adorn the priestly vestments blessed by the kind and benevolent God Emperor Dio Brando himself.
RUBRIC

The following is to be prepared with surgical precision and by a high priest or high priestess.

Warning: Kids DO NOT try this at home lest you spontaneously combust.

The Cleansing Potion


Green onions from Yoshinoya – 2 portions
Absinthe - 2 portions
Double Spaniard vertically split in half – 1 portion (other is to be discarded in fire)
Tears of wigs – 1 huge bottle
Blood of pigs – 1 bottle
Jumbo shrimp – 1 portion
Holy rain from eUSA – 1 portion
Holy cleansed snow from eCanada – 1 portion
Holy sand from ePak – sprinkled according to taste
Secret ingredient – 3.87 drops


All the above is finely ground in a Japanese blender to make a homoerogenous paste. The paste is to be stirred in large quantities of Canadian tap water (which is purer than clear water but not as pure as Dio Brando’s sweat).

The potion is sprinkled by Dio’s minions everywhere to rid and cleanse the vicinity of any pig disgustingness. To be repeated thrice. THREE times! Pay attention fool!

DONE
The Atoning


The biggest moose to be found in Canada is caught and made to walk backwards in the straightest of lines.

This symbolizes forgiveness for past digressions of the wayward and the deviants who have lost their way to go back to their roots and restart with renewed faith and purity of soul.

DONE
The mist Rising


Amber, frankincense, Myrrh, Lavender, Musk and sage are burnt in an incense burner to give off an aromatic whiff that pervades through the temple as I chant the holy hymns of Dioism and everyone performs the ritual dance moves with great gusto.

DONE




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"WELCOME TO THE TEMPLE OF DIO"
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First /v/irgin of Canada

The high priest can now proceed with the /v/irginization ceremony of our beloved DMV3.
The Sacrifice

It is ill advised to stoke the wrath of Dio for the fool who doth it shall perish as the quicksand shall engulf him in its silent rage.



Rivers of blood shall flow in mad ridden Madrid, Spain.


Much love to all of you



Nyx Lynx

(High Priestess Dio)

PS - Also to read whilst eating sand cake - THE FOUR DENIALS OF DIO