High Heels & Bazookas - newspaper of Elquee

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Hello, anyone out there?

5 • 3,087일 09:20 • Norway에 게시 Norway

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Me and the elgs, we feel pretty alone here in e-Norge.
No noises, no music, no nothing - seems we are the only ones left over here.
Which is sad, since this ressourcen-thingie is coming up, but the elgs and me will do what we can to look good when

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Dear "Daily Order"!

6 • 3,080일 12:15 • Norway에 게시 Norway

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전투 명령(BO)

To be honest: I don´t like you.
And here is why:

1. You are not polite. No "would you be so kind" or "please", nope, all you can and do is order, order, order.

2. I am fed up with your orders. They do not look pretty.

3. And they are rude.

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Prince (RIP) in Norway

6 • 3,075일 15:34 • Norway에 게시 Norway

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사회적 상호 작용 및 오락

This is a sad day.
Since Prince played in Oslo a while ago, I thought you´d maybe like to watch a short impression from this concert, here it is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxDaMCfNnvo

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This is your official elk petting instructor speaking

24 • 3,060일 15:43 • Norway에 게시 Norway

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정치 논쟁 및 분석

Hello Norway,

as you may have noticed, I was declared the (official!) elk petting instructor by our beloved Yanisin.

This has many advantages for you:

1. To teach the world the do´s and dont´s of elg petting is a very time consuming job.

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Booooooring

6 • 2,979일 17:28 • Norway에 게시 Norway

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사회적 상호 작용 및 오락

I am a little bored. Which is okay, since in real life we all live in very unsettling times, so beeing bored is kind of luxurious.
But a little less boredom would be nice.
Oh yes, of course there are missions I have to do.
But I do not like them.

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