[USWPPPP] Kortanul Chose You (over sleep)
Kortanul
There’s a lot of P’s, because I can. Also because I’m USWP’s Party President and Pumpkin, so why not? Anyway, article time, and possibly the last you’ll see from me instead of Gnil for a while, as I really am a terrible writer and I’d rather focus on other things anyway--maybe I’m not supposed to say that, but I like to be honest. By the way, thank you for this opportunity--without you I couldn’t make make this tag. Before we continue, know that I'm publishing this unedited and against my better judgment because I feel that making a fool of myself in an article is better than disappearing and leaving you all wondering what the hell happened, and waiting an extra almost full day probably doesn't please you too much.
We already covered the basics of who I’m working with this month, but I do intend to create jobs and be as readily available as possible. If you’d like to help out somewhere, give a suggestion, or even just throw your name in for a chance at congress, feel free to PM me, my VPP SColbert if you think he’s more approachable, or fill out this form right here. By speaking up and/or filling the form I can more accurately judge the demand for things to do, know who to contact for what work, and get an idea for what the party’s base--you lot--want to see from us.
I sure hope you weren’t expecting pretty, flashy things, because I don’t deal in such, and if you do, you should really go make some money off a certain whale.
Except maybe I’ll give you a picture this once, because it was requested [by someone who filled the form I shared last article] that we show more ponies and explosions--why not the two combined?
Oh right, I had something I wanted to say here. You know how I talked about wanting to improve involvement within the party? That includes wanting to see fresh faces helping
I’d probably have more, except I’ve been busy RL. I wrote this article for you instead of just going to bed because I can't neglect all of you workers that put your faith in me, you deserve something. Did you know that you can’t control nature though? Apparently my plum tree decided the day of PP elections was the prime time to fully ripen 90% of the fruit, so I spent the last two days processing what turned out to be 73lb of plums/giving bags of them away to neighbors and working. I apologize for this unexpected turn of events, but I suppose that means my fruit harvest is done for the year, so my regular work schedule is all there is left for obstacles!
Can’t end on the note of rambling, however, so here’s something else. You know how you sometimes need a little extra to keep things going smoothly? We’ve got you covered. If only I could donate some jars of fruit stuffs... Click the damned picture and Fast Forward to greatness with a little more food and (if you're a USWP member) tanks.
Psst: being Kortanul's neighbor RL = free plums and pears during summer.
Comments
First for.....asian pears.
pls no
i prefer your writing style. it reads sincere.
do you make pear butter?
Pff, it's sloppy and I write like I'm writing a letter, just... to everyone.
Also never made pear butter, no idea why that never came to me as an idea. Have to try that next time I have pears dropping--I already make peach, apple, and cherry butter.
v+s for great
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Voting for awesomenes!
Voted cause Wild Owl told me to
He's demanding for a bird, isn't he?
"If Pfeiffer and Artela scare you,..."
He looks like a fine lad, but she's somehow creepy 😃
Choosing eRep over sleep? I feel for you ;_;
Always regret it, but in that moment, it always seems worth it...
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv +s o/
Congrats.
Voted for donation of fruits, instead of all this other stuff. \o/