[USWPPPP] Kortanul Chose You (over sleep)

Day 2,462, 21:46 • Published in USA USA • by Kortanul


There’s a lot of P’s, because I can. Also because I’m USWP’s Party President and Pumpkin, so why not? Anyway, article time, and possibly the last you’ll see from me instead of Gnil for a while, as I really am a terrible writer and I’d rather focus on other things anyway--maybe I’m not supposed to say that, but I like to be honest. By the way, thank you for this opportunity--without you I couldn’t make make this tag. Before we continue, know that I'm publishing this unedited and against my better judgment because I feel that making a fool of myself in an article is better than disappearing and leaving you all wondering what the hell happened, and waiting an extra almost full day probably doesn't please you too much.



We already covered the basics of who I’m working with this month, but I do intend to create jobs and be as readily available as possible. If you’d like to help out somewhere, give a suggestion, or even just throw your name in for a chance at congress, feel free to PM me, my VPP SColbert if you think he’s more approachable, or fill out this form right here. By speaking up and/or filling the form I can more accurately judge the demand for things to do, know who to contact for what work, and get an idea for what the party’s base--you lot--want to see from us.



I sure hope you weren’t expecting pretty, flashy things, because I don’t deal in such, and if you do, you should really go make some money off a certain whale.



Except maybe I’ll give you a picture this once, because it was requested [by someone who filled the form I shared last article] that we show more ponies and explosions--why not the two combined?

Oh right, I had something I wanted to say here. You know how I talked about wanting to improve involvement within the party? That includes wanting to see fresh faces helping decide how to rule the country the party continue being the very best. If Pfeiffer and Artela scare you, and you don’t like birds, here’s your chance to have a say in things. I want options for congress, so you best be sharing your interest with us, getting involved on the forum, and don’t hide away because you think we’re too elite for you. We’re not. I even gave you a damned pony explosion as requested!



I’d probably have more, except I’ve been busy RL. I wrote this article for you instead of just going to bed because I can't neglect all of you workers that put your faith in me, you deserve something. Did you know that you can’t control nature though? Apparently my plum tree decided the day of PP elections was the prime time to fully ripen 90% of the fruit, so I spent the last two days processing what turned out to be 73lb of plums/giving bags of them away to neighbors and working. I apologize for this unexpected turn of events, but I suppose that means my fruit harvest is done for the year, so my regular work schedule is all there is left for obstacles!

Can’t end on the note of rambling, however, so here’s something else. You know how you sometimes need a little extra to keep things going smoothly? We’ve got you covered. If only I could donate some jars of fruit stuffs... Click the damned picture and Fast Forward to greatness with a little more food and (if you're a USWP member) tanks.



Psst: being Kortanul's neighbor RL = free plums and pears during summer.