The Pretorian Patriot - newspaper of Rico Suave

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Food shortage

5 • Giorno 373, 12:52 • Pubblicato in South Africa

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Along with a shortage of manpower our nation also suffers heavily from shortages in almost every consumer end product as well. We need to increase the population of South Africa in order to maintain a healthy workforce. In my opinion people will be

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Cabinet defunct!

5 • Giorno 361, 04:29 • Pubblicato in South Africa

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In response to the president's unwillingness to cooperate with his ministers all SAIL cabinet members unanimously resign from their posts.

SAIL has gone to extraordinary lengths to make the coalition cabinet work but Sucko has failed to respond.

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A semblance of democracy

18 • Giorno 358, 01:47 • Pubblicato in South Africa

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Yesterday we saw a complex but hastily performed public referendum put together by the president. The public were asked to vote on the diplomatic future of South Africa. Though seemingly democratic, this poll is actually an attempt to bypass the