The Judge's Chambers - newspaper of Muglack

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Look out Alberta....

2 • Giorno 946, 12:35 • Pubblicato in Canada Canada

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Because I'm looking to get all up in your crevices.

That's right ladies and gentlemen I, Muglack, am once again running for congress. This time in the province of Alberta.

Now I know what you're thinking, "Who the F@#$ are you and why in

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A Culinary Response

3 • Giorno 919, 11:41 • Pubblicato in Canada Canada

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With the release of a certain "recipe" article I have decided to counter with a recipe of my own.

How to make a Cracker.

Step 1) Take 4 cups bleached all purpose flour.

Step 2) Add two tablespoons of "No Dance" Powder.

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Vote for me, and my article!

4 • Giorno 916, 00:59 • Pubblicato in Canada Canada

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In case you live under a rock or deep in a cave somewhere I thought I'd let you know that there's an election tomorrow.

(Is this you?)

So now's your

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Another Soldier's POV story (Super super long read)

0 • Giorno 912, 15:36 • Pubblicato in Canada Canada

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The silence of the night was broken by the ringing of a telephone.

I open my eyes on a world not yet touched by the light of the coming day. I answer the phone wiping the sleep from my eyes.

"Hello?" I say as I clear my throat.

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Muglack In A Nutshell

4 • Giorno 895, 14:05 • Pubblicato in Canada Canada

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Right out of the gate I want to thank Tyler F. Durden for the opportuinty to serve our eCountry on a much grander scale. If he wins the election for CP tomorrow I'll see my workload go