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Calling For Backup

2 • Giorno 2,348, 08:53 • Pubblicato in New Zealand New Zealand • Svago Svago



Phillip, an elderly man, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. … leggi di più »

19

Why Do Men Die First?

5 • Giorno 2,347, 09:39 • Pubblicato in New Zealand New Zealand • Svago Svago

Why Do Men Die First?

"Cause they try to!"









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Why I Can't Come to Work Today....

2 • Giorno 2,342, 03:43 • Pubblicato in New Zealand New Zealand • Svago Svago

If it is all the same to you I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all the guns today.

When I got up this morning I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my Prozac. can't get off the john, but I feel good about it.

I set half the

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18

Good Salesman

3 • Giorno 2,340, 13:37 • Pubblicato in New Zealand New Zealand • Svago Svago


A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department store. In fact it was the biggest store in the world - you could get anything there. The boss asked him, "Have you ever been a salesman before?"

"Yes, I was a salesman in the … leggi di più »

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Nine Months Later

3 • Giorno 2,338, 13:36 • Pubblicato in New Zealand New Zealand • Svago Svago

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack’s minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door

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