Of A Bromance Past

Day 2,304, 19:05 • Published in USA USA • by Jude Conners

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Greetings and Salutations, My Fellow eRepublikans and Ajay Gipper Hut:

A long time ago in a different life, I was once the bitchboy ...Vice President... for Oblige. During my month as White House Bong Keeper ...Vice President... I advocated publicly and privately for an invasion of Canada that was desperately needed back then. Even well-known Canadian Bros were asking for it, to clean its government in the wake of their version of Ajay coming into power. A multitude of Canadians were coming to me daily, pleading for American intervention. Unfortunately, Oblige was too busy ruining TERRA by getting a virtual hand jibber from an Argentine official.

Since then, our Bromance with Canada has died, cemented by Canada's MPP with Serbia. This reportedly happened after the eUSA shunned Canada in the recent international realignment of alliances. Minor skirmishes during the previous administration lead to a recent "Cold War", filling citizen feeds, forums, articles, and even social media with propaganda. Both sides shouted their reasons and chose sides, and lines were drawn in the snow. Until recently, no one crossed those lines.

Gnilraps and the stamp-happy American Congress decided the time had come for USA to stomp across those lines three days ago with what Gnilraps calls "Operation Grey Cup". (Personally, I think Operation: Pounding Beaver is a better name, but whatever....) With Canada again declared as Natural Enemy, USA attacked British Columbia. Because of resistance wars threatening bonuses in multiple occupied and rented regions and a front still open against France, the invasion didn't start off as well as some hoped, but the USA did eventually come out victors of the first battle.

Only the future can tell if this new attack on Canada is folly or fortune. What is certain is that any hopes of a reconciliation of the once great Bromance between Canada and USA is as dead as Ajay Bruno's real life campaign for Congress. Sadly, all of this could have been prevented two years ago.

Will Canada become America's Cap? Will Serbia again wipe the USA off th emap, this time via Canada? We will have to see.

The sad truth is that the only way USA can truly claim victory in the debacle that is Canada/USA relations is by a massive, calculated, well-planned PTO of the Canadian government, but we would NEVER play by those rules.... Or would we?

And on that note... I'm out!

Jude Conners