ATTENTION AMERICANS
Day 2,303, 13:17
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FIRST FOR GLORIOUS AMERICAN EXPANSION
One Big Beautiful Country
You need help finding the attack button your so big and strong so stop being a coward.
There is literally zero cowardice, or bravery, in this game.
Just clicks.
Stop being so dramatic xD
We found it.
Whats this we sh*t. If anyone found a button it was Gnil finding the fight button.
you're one of the worst presidents ever gnaps.
Basing that off what? His insane activity level? Giving the American people what they want? The whole week he has been prez?
The only good canadian is a dead one!
BREAKING!
US Congress approves the new Canadian flag design!
Wouldn't it have 10 stars, for 10 provinces?
Doesn't matter, Kanadurrians cannot into math anyway!
(Sigh) we have a few more than 10 provinces...
I evidently know more about Canadian political divisions then Ashkera.
Territories 😕= Provinces.
3 territories, 10 provinces.
:3
VICTORY ON ALL FRONTS!
Lol. Apparently not. 8D
COURAGE AND HONOUR!!!
Yes. It takes plenty of courage and honour to take on a country less then half your size... It does for an eAmerican anyways. Lol.
Courage and honour are what traitors lack.
eCanada are traitors? I think you should recheck the circumstances that led to this current confrontation.
You said it.
And, just to make it clear, you aren't comparing Serbia with Spain, are you?
eSerbia PTOd you and you bounced back shortly.
eSpain occupied us for 8 months.
The two can't successfully be compared. From our view, 8 months is a VERY long time. From your view, a PTO of your country is something you take personally.
If you dislike eSerbia so much. Why don't you actually attack them personally rather then make excuses to attack eCanada. We had no intention of letting eSerbia use us as a proxy in a war against you. But the more aggression you show us. The more we'll have to think of our survival.
And lo...the average IQ of Canada plummets as obesity levels hit the roof. Why America? Why would you do this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Fju9o8BVJ8
So original.
Give this man an award!
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PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!
Rylde tweeted this picture a few minutes ago.
Seems legit.
The map is right, the flag is wrong.
Turns out we aren't the only ones tired of your bullshit.
We were more than ready to live and let live, but then you decided yesterday to fire the first shot. Remember that proxy war you were afraid of when we started talking to Serbia? Well you brought it on yourselves.
you already made it, dont put the blame elsewhere lol
Keep telling yourself this lie. Maybe someday it will come true. First you must wish really, really hard!
Yup, we totally forced you to MPP Serbia /sarcasm
no Bucephalus, but you totally brought Serbia onto the continent by NEing one of her allies.
You brought serbia onto the continent by not giving half of eUSA, shame on you lol
Serbia doesn't have allies. Only PTO-subsidiaries, puppets and countries of mutual need. Don't make the mistake of thinking Canada is the latter (:
FF Party in the USA! Everyone's invited!
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Bring your own beer!
Bring your own bear!
ftfy
Funny how you guys didn't want us allied with Serbia so they couldn't fight you through us. Your doing nothing but bringing it on yourselves.
Get rid of the alliance with Serbia and we back off. In-out equation
When you drop your alliance with Spoland, we'll consider it.
Spoland is the only way to secure ourselves from an attack from Serbia and other large powers. They will invade us just for the fun of it. However, Canada has no arbitrary aggressors. If it backs off from Serbia, it will not be invaded. Not by Serbia because they likely wont bother, and not by Spoland or the eUSA because we will have NO gripe with you.
As it is, an enemy nation on our border with the capability to actively attack us is unacceptable.
Keep playing that card. The lie is more comforting that the truth.
How many times do you people need to be reminded that you do not dictate our foreign policy, even under threat of war?
"Keep playing that card. The lie is more comforting that the truth." What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence. Please provide evidence that what I said was a lie. I.E. that it was wrong and I knew that.
We are not dictating. We are preemptively defending. We are invading you to secure our northern border against attack from an enemy alliance. All we are saying is that if that northern border no longer housed an enemy alliance member, our reason for invasion would go away as would our resolve to invade you.
The invasion of eCanada was planned BEFORE we allied with Serbia. Believing the opposite is the lie you keep telling yourselves.
We approached the US while the shuffle was happening and were told in no uncertain terms to hit the bricks. You saw easy bonuses and figured we'd be left twisting in the wind when the dust settled so you could take them easily.
We saw your play and countered it. Now you're left twisting in the wind and have no one to blame but yourselves.
You've been out witted, out matched, and out played. You're lucky this is eRep and not Survivor or your ass would be on a plane home.
That statement has achieved fractal wrongness. Being wrong on every conceivable level. We did not plan the invasion until after the alliance. The earlier one was to help Spain, nothing personal. You were told to get out by Great Britain since you invaded them without provocation, and our alliance charter requires unanimous agreement, so you didn't pass.
Remember, Canada and the US were allies until people like Pfeiffer and Gnaps sold themselves to Poland & Spain. You backed us into the corner with Serbia. You really can't be shocked at the way things turned out.
I love how eAmerica can attack another sovereign country and call it defence. You attacked us. We had no intention of attacking you. Even if eSerbia requested it, we wouldn't have done it out of respect of our past connection. But thanks to the blunt and thoughtless acts of the eAmerican government. We now have TWO reasons to NE and attack eAmerican. First reason is the first invasion and the second is this current invasion. You are the architect of your current and soon to be future problems.
Don't you dare comparing Serbia to Spoland.. It's lame.
Hahahaha not happening. See you on the field.