My Solution to the Congressional Censure Question

Day 1,627, 11:53 • Published in USA USA • by Zheng He

The word of the day is "censure".

Being censured in Congress means you've been a bad girl or boy and you can't play with them for awhile. You have to sit in a corner in timeout.

Warning: This article has links to the USA forums, so if you don't have an account, this article will suck. I'm not even putting in pictures of my beautiful wives!

Congress had a long discussion and vote over whether to censure one of its members. Oblige. You might remember him for being president or something like that.

Here you can read the discussion, which has almost no content. It does convince us that most congress-critters have more trouble staying on topic than your average 3-year old.

Then they had a vote on whether to censure Oblige. It failed by one vote.

But the real meat is in Israel Stevens article, which was deleted twice. He posted the article on the USA forums, which was followed by four pages of responses. Sadly, while procrastinating myself away from a RL task I really want to avoid, I read the whole thing. To save my beloved readers from this pain, I will skip to my response, which summarizes nicely.


After reading all this sh*t stuff, I would like to propose the following:
1) Censure all current and past CPs 😆
2) Censure all members of Congress 😆
3) Censure all members of Congress for the past year 😆
4) Censure all who voted for Artela or Oblige 😆
5) Censure all who voted for anyone in Congress 😆

DID I LEAVE ANYBODY OUT?!?!

Oh yeah, one more:
6) Double-Censure Liquid Oxygen 😆 😆


Now back to your regularly scheduled program of KILLING ONE SOLDIERS!

Zheng "Jed" He
Former Congress-Critter (I was nuts)
Newspaper writer (been there)
Army Officer, CO of the 25th Tropic Lightning Division (done that)
Solder in the Special Forces (doing!)
Colonel 2-clicker (always)