#Worst2First: Tenshibo/Proteus4SwaggiestPoteus
Paul Proteus
Only fitting Mood Musik
(also POTUS)
I mean really, what's the worst that could happen
Choose to Believe...
Fellow Americans, lend me your ears. For I am about to present to you an alternative. An alternative to the expected, an alternative to good governance, an alternative to the mundane.
Americans, This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You ex out of this article—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe, and on the 5th you vote for WildOwl. You take the red pill—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is some fun. Nothing more.
Trust me, I'm a Doctor. Well, actually, no, I'm not, but still.
Americans, who among you does not believe in redemption? Who among you does not believe in the power of friendship to overcome all obstacles? Because dammit man, I do. That's what makes us American.
And Americans, who here doesn't recall with fondness
It is thus that I present to you a ticket that you cannot help but endorse, I present to you my good friend Tenshibo, and myself.
Tenshibo/Proteus: #Worst2First
Now, I can see you hesitant there, but allow me to convince you with a cabinet of the finest mahogany and campaign goals of the noblest nature. There is much to love in this ticket, certainly more than meets the eye.
I would be chagrin to leave you without announcing a few important posts in the TenPro Regime, and it will be a regime, so allow me to begin:
President: Tenshibo
A redemption story with the utmost Swag
Vice President: Paul Proteus
Official census data confirms Paul as the sexiest of former Presidents
Chief of Staff: Unfilled
Were you a fairly-maligned former President? Apply now!
More of this can be revealed later, for now I'd like to present:
Campaign Promises
->1 Region(s): During Tenshibo and my terms, the eUS was wiped, and failed to win back regions for more than a few hours, thus, to show how dedicated we are to improving our legacies, we promise that by the end of the term the eUS will have 1 region
->Write an article or two: We also failed spectacularly in terms of our media output. This time will be different, we'll write an article. There might be a King's Speech stutter though, we can't promise more than that.
->We'll properly ignore Congress: When I was President, Congress didn't even exist. Those were the days. Tenshibo was speaker a few months ago, so presumably he's on board.
Get Hyped
tl;dr
Do you want a choice?
Do you want to experience #swagredemption?
Do you want leaders who care?
Do you want a more America America?
Do you like apple pie, eagles, and hashtags?
Vote Tenshibo/Proteus on the 5th
#worst2first
This eagle flies as high as Tenshibo and I probably will be at any given moment governing
Is this the real life or just fantasy?
And, your moment of zen:
Really quite advanced humor
Until next time,
Paul Proteus
Comments
#WINNING
Truth be told, I'd like to see Rainy Sunday run again. But your article is tough to argue.
Truth be told, I would too
This was one of the greatest article I have read in a while, though.
HAIL the new Alliance COLON
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/colon-la-alianza-que-nacer-muerta-2481730/1/20
GOLD
[PaperMex] Análisis de alianzas: LETO!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2481582/1/20
Gracias!
As long as it's not WO
As much as I like Tenshibo, I wouldn't trust him with the CBO. eSA v2.
... Nevermind. That'd make things interesting. TENNISHOES FOR POTUS!
'...we promise that by the end of the term the eUS will have 1 region.'
Question:
Just curious, America will have 'only' 1 region 'left' or America will gain 1 region more than we already had?
😉
America will have at least 1 region. We make promises we can keep.
MU for sale
USA
10 Gold
1) JOIN http://www.erepublik.com/en/main/group-show/2200
2) Kill 10 enemies
3) Donate 10 Gold http://www.erepublik.com/en/economy/donate-money/7375281
4) pm me: http://www.erepublik.com/en/main/messages-compose/7375281
5) Get MU
-1000 for too much tenshibo
#worsttofirst
#worsttofirst
I AM A MALIGNED FORMER PRESIDENT
But too late! My backing goes to Wild Owl!
ilu
Hell no.
This is a very serious article, and your response is most disappointing :3
Tenshibo is so bad that trying to autocorrect his name crashed my phone's browser.
I make things crash harder than south-east asian planes. #truuuuuuu
I like this bruhs
This is a fu-king good campaign 😃
you mean another vote to go begging Servia to sign an MPP with us???
I feel like you're really missing the point of this article
Funny!!
However, i think i have a hard point there too... so, what does your fine sense of sarchasm have to say there??
Ps i remember quite well who our enemy was at times of your presidency.
gl