#Worst2First: Tenshibo/Proteus4SwaggiestPoteus

Day 2,594, 10:49 • Published in USA USA • by Paul Proteus
Do you believe?

Only fitting Mood Musik

#Worst2First: Swagshibo/Broteus for your hearts and minds
(also POTUS)

I mean really, what's the worst that could happen

Choose to Believe...

Fellow Americans, lend me your ears. For I am about to present to you an alternative. An alternative to the expected, an alternative to good governance, an alternative to the mundane.

Americans, This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You ex out of this article—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe, and on the 5th you vote for WildOwl. You take the red pill—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is some fun. Nothing more.


Trust me, I'm a Doctor. Well, actually, no, I'm not, but still.

Americans, who among you does not believe in redemption? Who among you does not believe in the power of friendship to overcome all obstacles? Because dammit man, I do. That's what makes us American.

And Americans, who here doesn't recall with fondness that time when Tenshibo stole Unity the hard-fought races of yore, and by yore I mean a year or two ago.

It is thus that I present to you a ticket that you cannot help but endorse, I present to you my good friend Tenshibo, and myself.

Tenshibo/Proteus: #Worst2First

Now, I can see you hesitant there, but allow me to convince you with a cabinet of the finest mahogany and campaign goals of the noblest nature. There is much to love in this ticket, certainly more than meets the eye.

I would be chagrin to leave you without announcing a few important posts in the TenPro Regime, and it will be a regime, so allow me to begin:

President: Tenshibo


A redemption story with the utmost Swag

Vice President: Paul Proteus


Official census data confirms Paul as the sexiest of former Presidents

Chief of Staff: Unfilled

Were you a fairly-maligned former President? Apply now!

More of this can be revealed later, for now I'd like to present:

Campaign Promises

->1 Region(s): During Tenshibo and my terms, the eUS was wiped, and failed to win back regions for more than a few hours, thus, to show how dedicated we are to improving our legacies, we promise that by the end of the term the eUS will have 1 region

->Write an article or two: We also failed spectacularly in terms of our media output. This time will be different, we'll write an article. There might be a King's Speech stutter though, we can't promise more than that.

->We'll properly ignore Congress: When I was President, Congress didn't even exist. Those were the days. Tenshibo was speaker a few months ago, so presumably he's on board.


Get Hyped

tl;dr

Do you want a choice?

Do you want to experience #swagredemption?

Do you want leaders who care?

Do you want a more America America?

Do you like apple pie, eagles, and hashtags?

Vote Tenshibo/Proteus on the 5th

#worst2first


This eagle flies as high as Tenshibo and I probably will be at any given moment governing


Is this the real life or just fantasy?


And, your moment of zen:


Really quite advanced humor

Until next time,

Paul Proteus