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The weed is mightier than the sword.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2030)

4 • Hari ke 2,030, 16:58 • Diterbitkan di Ireland Ireland • Interaksi sosial dan hiburan Interaksi sosial dan hiburan

I hate mime artists.

I always throw invisible rocks at them.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2029)

5 • Hari ke 2,029, 16:58 • Diterbitkan di Ireland Ireland • Interaksi sosial dan hiburan Interaksi sosial dan hiburan

I went to a General Store.
The assistant asked me what I was looking for. I said,"Nothing specific."

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2028)

6 • Hari ke 2,028, 16:19 • Diterbitkan di Ireland Ireland • Interaksi sosial dan hiburan Interaksi sosial dan hiburan

How many Freudians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to hold the penis. I mean the ladder. One to hold the ladder.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2027)

6 • Hari ke 2,027, 18:52 • Diterbitkan di Ireland Ireland • Interaksi sosial dan hiburan Interaksi sosial dan hiburan

I've been told I'm not ambitious enough.

If only there was an Olympic sport for being a lazy bastard...

That bronze medal would be mine.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2026)

5 • Hari ke 2,026, 15:46 • Diterbitkan di Ireland Ireland • Interaksi sosial dan hiburan Interaksi sosial dan hiburan

"AVALANCHE!" screamed my wife.

Which, if anything, made the situation worse.

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