The Fat Bastard: Week of Day 1707

Day 1,708, 20:54 Published in USA Republic of China (Taiwan) by Lord Dark Helmet


It's Congress time, and the Bastards are proud to support the following candidates for office!

FEDS:
Alabama - Deriachai
Arkansas - Lord Dark Helmet
Northwest of Mexico - Mazzyllene
Wisconsin - thedillpickl

RLC
Virginia - Joseph Dinero
California - Herra Karkkimies

Show your support for them! Moving costs can be paid if necessary.

Mobile voters can register here. Even otherwise, feel free to find us on #BoL, our forums, or message any party leader for up-to-the-minute voting instructions.

The Bastard CP Primary will be held on the final three days of this month. Interested CP candidates should post on our forum to seek our endorsement ASAP.

The Bastards keep growing in number. Join us and see why the Bastards have the BoLs to do it better.


As the current term has all but expired, the Bastards look forward to increasing our numbers in Congress. Show your support by voting for any of the above listed candidates.



Please continue to donate gold to help future infrastructure improvements. You can donate by sending gold to Deriachai.

The SoL is always looking for new members. To join the commune or for general questions, contact Deriachai.



Some hot topics around the forums:
--We have a new Recruiting and Retention Director. Congrats to Johnny Cache.
--However, Johnny Cache may have just sold his soul to another of our members...
--...after his stint as a weatherman.
--On why you should run from crazy.
--We get random over animals and some...distasteful jokes.



WEDNESDAY (25th) -- CONGRESS ELECTIONS

SUNDAY (29th) -- CP Primary



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Defakt: Mannequins

Government News:
--Anti-CANAM war sentiment
--How is it so many erepublik users use english?
--Patton for west virginia

Pickle Barrel:
--Terrorist? You So Funny!
--To Hell With Me!



We have a winner!



The shirtless male section of the party gets the win here. Could vote splitting have helped? Almost certainly...but us Bastards don't discriminate. Submit your nominations here! And remember to cast your vote at the end of the week!