Rolling Stone; Part #2
Jimmy Cincinnati
Getting on the Ballot isn't as easy as you might imagine, but I did manage to get on most of the ballots. (I'll write more about this later.)
Firstly, I will thank the top 5 parties;
Thanks to the Federalists Party, the American Military Party, the Black Sheep, and We the People, for giving me the opportunity to be on their Presidential Primary Ballots.
Onward, to the sixth parties;
Thanks to the United Communist Front, AUTOMATION ENGINEERING, The NoS Dive Bar and Hey, Remember the 80's, for their endorsements.
Thanks to the Globalist Independence Party and the Socialist Freedom Party for the opportunity to be in their primaries.
Now, according to the Magic 8-Ball:
#1. I'm supposed to, "Yes Definitely," publish an article.
#2. "My sources say No," Pfeiffer should not be on my Our Presidential Cabinet.
#3. "You may rely on it," We should create a church to honor the glory of the Magic 8-Ball.
THE MAGIC 8-BALL HAS SPOKEN!
If it pleases the Magic 8-Ball:
Step #1; A.
I'm creating a message thread with 21 volunteers and counting.
The Magic 8-ball and I can narrow down the volunteers which are suited to help with the Presidential Office.
Step #1; B. Depending on whether or not the Magic 8-Ball has chosen them;
Evil Elvis will be vice president.
Jude Conners will be the secretary of Media.
Phoenix Quinn and Civil Anarchy, will become Deputy Press Secretaries.
Wild Owl will be Secretary of Defense.
Cubby would be Deputy Defense Secretary.
Artela, TheNorm, Sar97, Garmr and Shiloh13 will be military advisers.
I would put Rainy Sunday at the head of the church of the Magic 8-Ball.
PilitPhil and SuperNana would be Cardinals.
Step #2. The second effort will be based on promoting The United States Independent Military Units. They represent an, increasing, majority of the nation's damage. We will promote all the missions, in the press, as a group activity.
(This will be the work of our Defense Department.)
Step #3. Establish the Church of the Magic 8-Ball. It's purpose will be; Accounting And Welfare Programs. The Church should promote from within. Eventually, the church will send out missionaries.
Missionaries will go into the public and deliver short messages to the new players. Then, return with public opinions.
We can use This Tool which was provided by Mike Ontry
(This should be the work of the Department of the Interior)
I'm still working out the Cabinet Positions. If you are interested in serving with me, on the most infamous term in years, please, tell me; With which game module are you most comfortable?
Your Public Servant; GoTJ
Give eUS your Tired your Poor, your Huddled Masses
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Comments
The socialist freedom Party has two members in Congress, but I can't get access to the forum.
Did you ask the new Speaker?
I asked Molly Emma twice.
That was the Speaker, when my access was removed.
SColbert is the new Speaker
I'll let him know
I still have heard back. Thanks for starting the forum post.
I got access, today
Keep on keeping on! o7
Party on Wayne!
Party on Darth!
USWP wouldn't allow you in their Presidential primary?
We opened nominations to the entire party, as we do every month. Not one person put his name forward.
..."and instead they nominated me, Henry Pfeiffer Arundel. Because all things Pfeiffer, is best Pfeiffer. All hell to thee Pfeiffer! All saints can you see, by the pfeiffer"..
Hail Josh, I see a BESTPOST!!!!! LMAO
Tyler and rainy Sunday were the only people nominated in the uswp primary. Rainy only had 1 nomination so Tyler won. Same process most parties follow.
They're not looking for answers, they just want something to complain about.
@ WhydoIbother; Thanks for the information.
@ J.C; I needed two nominations from their party. I was told. " You need to get involved in the community."
For the record, "I tried."
@ Pfeiffer; There is plenty to complain about. For example; Why can't I access the Congressional Forum?
Contrary to popular belief, Pfeiffer doesn't control access to congressional forums.
@ DMJ; No one said that he did.
John Largo wasn't on their ballot in my first month. I wasn't in the running for Black Sheep's nomination either month. It's the way of the parties.
So you say: It wasn't handled right, but, hey, other stuff wasn't handled right, so it's OK.
Ladies & gentleman: this is your CP!!!
I get the sense that your Secretary of Defense is more aimed at the duties of the current NSC, rather than running USAF, based on the people involved. Who will be responsible for USAF?
I will have to consult the Magic 8-Ball; but, I believe that is the PotUS
Including all the day to day operations, despite that you've never been a member let alone officer of USAF to know how it operates?
Why all the hate?
It's not hate, Jude, it's concern for something I've invested a lot of hours and work into.
@ DMJ; I'll consult the Magic 8-Ball.
Without a Doubt, the war council should nominate their own representatives.
If you want to be a candidate; You need to join my cabinet.
To DMJ. I understand your concern about USAF, especially all the outstanding work you have done to make it what it is today. Good job.
But since when is a major criteria to be CP that one has to have had a career in the USAF?
@shiloh,
My question was meant to bring to light the fact that USAF needs a steady hand guiding it across administrations, by way of things like the Secretary of Defense and USAF Operations Commander. As POTUS, I haven't personally done a lot to change USAF, because the people who are there day in day out already handle it and I empowered them accordingly. The orders came from me, the responsibility was on me, but I wouldn't think of taking over an entity I didn't understand and try to run it day to day.
I'm not saying that POTUS needs to be from USAF. I'm saying that if POTUS is going to personally operate USAF, they need to know how it works.
I didn't make the rules. They were made by people that didn't take my struggle into consideration.
The Magic 8-Ball oracle says that I will be PotUS. Maybe, this rule needs to be reconsidered.
It's not a rule. As a member of USAF, I am expressing concern for your ability to operate the military unit that I am a part of.
I've been commander of two moderately sized MUs
DMJ invested a lot of hours into it so it's HIS!!!
"Moderately sized" vs. largest MU in the eUS which also runs on Congressionally-authorized funding.
@VT, don't you have anything better to do?
It isn't astrophysics, man.
As it is, now; the President inherits commander of the USAF MU. the Secretary of Defense, (Disco Mussolini, and Rainy Sunday are 2nd commanders. (Rainy Sunday is USAF Operations Chief.)
I put it to a vote. You were democratically elected as USAF commander. Do you still object?
I'm still waiting on some votes, but I'm not sure I can appease you.
What would it take?
after a closer reading, I guess the bigger question is, what are your plans for USAF? Judging solely from what you have written here it appears you plan to abandon the idea of a government funded military. Is this an accurate representation?
The Goal is inclusion. The USAF will do fine.
I like this article. Thanks for giving some specific plans.
Thanks for reading it.
GoTJ for POTUS!
Stink Whistle.
Votado
V/S
Good Luck!
you see I'm inclined to believe we need fewer but stronger pmc's
the fact that there's more of them becoming responsible for more damage is a bad sign to me rather than a good one and a lack of standardization between them all just is too wild
I like wild.
Also, two people have attempted to make a unity army, that I know.
But, many people voice their protests by fighting in different MUs.
Tanks and food sent