Minnesota Twins are the BEST!!!

Day 1,370, 17:16 • Published in USA USA • by Israel Stevens

Hello America,
Remember me?
I’m the guy that wrote THE BEST CAMPAIGN ARTICLE OF ALL TIME!

OF ALL TIME

And I still didn’t get elected!



So now I’m back. Running for Congress one more time. And I must admit, when I found out what state I was running in, I was super excited. That state is Minnesota. And you know what that means right....?
MINNESOTA TWINS!!!



Err..... wait a sec... that’s not quite right. Let’s try again:


Mmmm.... twins. Much better!

In all seriousness, I am very pleased for the opportunity to run in Minnesota, under the American Military Party. As an AMP candidate, it should go without saying that I favor a very strong military. The government funded United States Armed Forces does an amazing job defending this country, and I would not want to change a thing about what they are doing. We’ve got 50 states again, so something must be working, right?


That was a lot of reading... reward yourself with a Minnesota Twins break

As for the other issues, I favor a tax policy that is able to generate enough money to supply our soldiers with enough food and weapons to keep the Double Spaniards on their own damn continent. As well as create a reserve fund. Let’s not beat around the bush, we’re going to get invaded again, and we’re going to want a lot of money hanging around so we can hopefully do a better job of fighting back. The ultimate security and defense of this nation is paramount in my mind. I worry about it so you don’t have to.


Obligatory Olsen Twins

And what experience do I bring to the table? Well, I’ve been a Senior Officer in the United States Army for many months now. And before that, I was a mid level officer. In total, I have served for over a year and a half in the Army.
I have also published many articles, and spent much of my time chronically ONE’s invasion of not only North America, but of the world. And, I am the current two time Communications Director for the American Military Party.
In short, I have excellent people skills, and I communicate very well. If you ever have a question, or feel like you aren’t being well represented, just PM me, and I will respond as quickly as I can.



I strongly believe that I am the best person to represent Minnesota. I am strong willed, but also very open to suggestion. Just because I have an opinion on something, doesn’t mean that it is right, or that I will blindly stick to something that is wrong. And besides... running in Minnesota just feels so right. After all, what better way to show my love of Minnesota, than to celebrate the oldest of Minnesota’s traditions: Twins.