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Day 1,031, 12:38 • Published in USA USA • by Cromstar

Hello ladies and gentlemen,

Today, I’ve decided to come forward about something I haven’t been very vocal about in public. In fact, it may quite possibly be the most important thing I’ve ever done in eRepublik. I take great pride in my work, and my friends and I sit around in private rooms away from the crowd and get a good laugh out of remembering it.

So why have I kept mostly quiet about it? Because I’m not one to gloat often...but considering the events of the 15th of September in the year 2010, I feel I have no choice but to gloat long, loud, and hard.

So please, allow me to introduce myself.



So people might suggest I’ve plenty to be proud of in my eRep career. But I’m afraid its confession time.

I’m a dirty PTOer!

That’s right, folks, my cover has been blown! I’ve been outed!

So I’ve decided to come clean and get some cheap shots in while I’m at it.

The truth is, I’ve been PTOing innocent Americans for over a year and a half now. Oh, I know it sounds hard to believe, but really. Look at the evidence!

Here I am defeating three real eUS citizens in a my first ever election! And, if you look closely, you’ll find that I repeated that feat 15 more times in the state of Pennsylvania! I’ve been oppressing those PA citizens for over a year and a half now!

But that’s not all, folks! I’ve done far worse.


Hello boys...it’s your Uncle Bingo.

I’m the POTUS who lost his election after getting more votes! (On an actually serious note here, that election was all-around screwed up. Nuff said. ❤ Krems.)

Hell, I even ran one of the top five parties for a few months using it to put my PTOer, anti-American friends with me in Congress!

And I can still top that!



I was allowed to sit in on many top-secret discussions with many of my fellow Indo-Serb-Hun-Rus-UK allies! I even had the opportunity to work my evil magic as a Cabinet member under Sir Franco, Knight of Dio!

But still, I have yet to come to my greatest accomplishment. The thing I take the most pride in. Despite my many, evil accomplishments as an un-American PTOer, there’s one, little, insignificant thing that stands out above all others.

I made this happen!

Oh yeah, that’s right. Before he was banned for multi-cheating, I helped my good friends in the CvP at the time perform PTO actions against Agay Bruno, not once...not twice...but three times before he left the eUSA for another nation!



Knowing that I’ve managed to continually keep that man out of politics, to PTO that ‘true-blue’ American so many times he’s been reduced to crying to the general public after he loses yet again, I can relax and rest on my laurels.

Because I know, deep down inside, I’ll always get a kick out of being responsible for his first total defeat in the democratic system.

I’ve managed to start a trend that has finally reduced him to bawling and complaining about how un-fair it is for a ‘real’ American like himself to be ‘PTOed’ by evil anti-American forces, while his true ‘American’ allies (who were all Hungarians until they illegally obtained citizenship) tried to stop the ‘liberal elite’ from putting him down.

So, Agay...I have only one question for you:



My name is Cromstar and I’m Agay Bruno’s Public Enemy Number One.