I`m stripping for congress

Day 2,069, 17:13 • Published in USA Canada • by samdoo

Warning this article contains shirtless guys, If shirtless guys make you feel insecure or uncomfortable scroll down to the U😃R (uncomfortable didn`t read) section of the article.

The best place to start is the state of America currently. America used to look like this picture


Notice how hesitant she is too much him

The current state of American can now be seen here


yea its that kinky

But our gov already has a program in place to tell us orders and where to fight, Its called the DoD and when you’re an American and VCS (vote comment sub/shout) it. your helping to take back America. People that already do it can tell you about the success it can bring. I mean look at these results


Don’t you want to look like a grenade (the fitness model not the jersey shore reference)

But there is some sad news about our DoD, Every battle is a critical battle which just isn`t truthful anymore, war is everyday in erep, a true critical battle would have been stopping the eUSA or our allies from being wiped. The copy paste links havn`t really been updated or maintained for about 1000 days.

The first link is actually up to date.

The second link.. Takes you to the information web that I read when I was a new player( I think its safe to say a lot has changed).

The third link has outdated information saying that eUSA gives out supplies to civilians which just isn`t true but the defense channel does now have the orders bot on it so if the DoD is outdated you can easily acess and find the orders using the bot on the channel #defense and then for your orders the command is @home (There are some current issues with the bot and I am talking to someone about updating the welcome text in the #defense channel so it explains the basics to the bot.)

the 4th and 5th links could be condensed to an article stating interiors programs (which are growing still today with our latest program being an IRC incentive program which is a mentor program condensed into about 5 minutes.) This even leaves room for a 5th link.(maybe a suggestions box) And who`s to say congress shouldn`t be maintaing DoD copy and paste text since they are the ones running the country and an update by congress every few months on the DoD would lead to a much higher quality DoD than we have today.

I know your sad from the wall of text. So here is a shirtless guy and a kitten



Another issue I`d like to draw to people attention is the VC (voters club). Needless to say I reported it as offsite advertising every time I saw it as the VC includes votes and subs for off site locations as well. Admin does not view it as offsite advertising as a majority of the stuff happens through erep. A major reason to not support the VC is because it is ran by serbs.

Currently Serbia has a slight PTO threat in our country but still they have invaded country. Now they are trying to advertise for us to pay them to MTO (media take over) our country. People`s defense for having the VC link in their profile or shouting it is because they need money to move. Well your kinda paying your enemy to help you to move if that is why you use the VC.

So maybe its time instead you ask a congress men for some funding to help MU`s manage funds for moving. If you desperately must have your article in the top 5, then shout it everywhere. I do this many times for the DoD(espically when one isn`t in the top 5) and can manage to get 50 all American votes in about 2 hours.


don’t you want to read that reporters article


Now comes the moment you`ve been least expecting: a photo of me


No I lied that’s a kitten


U😃R As a congressman I will lead the effort to make sure the govt keeps our people informed and educated starting with a mandate for a daily and update DoD orders article. As well a gentle reminder supporting the VC is helping Serbia and paying to MTO(media take over) our own country.