Chickensguys chickens out!

Day 1,705, 04:08 • Published in USA Canada • by DMV3
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I would like to challenge Chickensguys to face me like a man instead of running away like a coward. You can either man up and quite acting like a little girl, or I can chase you all over the US.



She supports me for Congress, you should too!

I recently decided to run for Congress, and I decided I wanted to run in Missouri.



"Why Missouri?" You ask.

I decided I wanted to do my part to keep Ajay Bruno's sock puppet out of Congress. That's right I think chickensguys is sitting on Ajay Bruno's hand right this very moment (I'd like to see you get that image out of you head).

Why you Should Vote for Me!



I have been told I can't beat chickensguys. I've been told he's too strong to beat, but what people haven't count on is you. That's right, I think I can win because I have you, the American voter, on my side. Unlike chickenguys, I don't have Serbians to vote for me. That means I'm going to need your help, if we're going to keep a known PTO threat out of Congress. I do not believe that is the only reason you should vote for me, but it is definitely a good thing to consider before voting.

The real reasons to vote for me!

I have given considerable amount time to helping players get involved and active in our community, and if elected to Congress I will push for more programs aimed at activity and retention. I will also push for creation of a Congressional intern program, where players without Congressional experience can learn what it takes to be a Congressman.

If elected I will also push for immigration reform. Anyone who has taken a look at the public discussions section of the Congressional forums has seen there has been a lot of controversy regarding how IES procedure is applied. If elected I plan on pushing for uniform immigration procedures that makes sure no one is given special treatment, and to also ensure the same rules are applied to all members of Congress regardless of their political orientation.

This is by no means my entire platform, but I think it is a good starting point for discussion. If you have any questions please feel free to shoot me a PM. In order to keep this from getting tl;dr I will be writing another article in a couple days covering my entire platform.