[CS] Lessons in History: The German AS
Day 2,543, 09:44
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by CreamSoda
"Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it."
George Santayana
Albania and FYROM have both recently tried to AS Canada, and both have made way like Amelia Earhart. Germany now wants to spread her wings and take a one way ticket to the bottom of the pond.
Why, we must ask ourselves, do they wish this upon themselves? Why does any country want to come to Canada? Whythe land of the free and home of the brave? the true north strong and free?
Perhaps they came for Shania Twain or Carly Rae Jepsen..or Justin Bieber.
I can't claim to know the answers for this mysterious, yet becomingly more predictable move, but as someone who has lived through the Spanish, Polish, US, and multiple country wipes of Canada, I can tell you that this move will only suck the life out of you and make you go crying home to your mama (which might be your papa's sister.)
We Canadians have a long and proud history of stupendous infighting and flaming. Our politics have made us resilient to insults and attacks. We're like a giant Ironman, without the theft of our own treasury...for awhile at least. Kudos to you if you're old enough to get the reference.
We have CSFtG as our CP, a well known and respected drunk whose creativity to war has recently seen Canada at odds with the likes of Turkey, Croatia, Albania, Pakistan, and the UK, at the same time.
Weclub baby seals wrestle with polar bears in our spare time, we laugh at the thought of a German AS onto our lands.
So, I invite you to invade, Germany, as we'd love to add another failed attack against us to our resume.
Cordis F*ckin Die
George Santayana
Albania and FYROM have both recently tried to AS Canada, and both have made way like Amelia Earhart. Germany now wants to spread her wings and take a one way ticket to the bottom of the pond.
Why, we must ask ourselves, do they wish this upon themselves? Why does any country want to come to Canada? Why
Perhaps they came for Shania Twain or Carly Rae Jepsen..or Justin Bieber.
I can't claim to know the answers for this mysterious, yet becomingly more predictable move, but as someone who has lived through the Spanish, Polish, US, and multiple country wipes of Canada, I can tell you that this move will only suck the life out of you and make you go crying home to your mama (which might be your papa's sister.)
We Canadians have a long and proud history of stupendous infighting and flaming. Our politics have made us resilient to insults and attacks. We're like a giant Ironman, without the theft of our own treasury...for awhile at least. Kudos to you if you're old enough to get the reference.
We have CSFtG as our CP, a well known and respected drunk whose creativity to war has recently seen Canada at odds with the likes of Turkey, Croatia, Albania, Pakistan, and the UK, at the same time.
We
So, I invite you to invade, Germany, as we'd love to add another failed attack against us to our resume.
Cordis F*ckin Die
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First writing I've done in years, so probably isn't going to be great, but meh.
Nice article
Maybe we should let them land and throw them around our Country for a while...Something to play with :3
Without fools to AS us we would never be heroes.
We have a title on the line, look sharp everyone.
Cordis Fkin Die!
Support from Serbia! o7
Good read is good. Just take out Bieber... with a stealth bomber on Monday.
No no no. Let the Germans come for Bieber. They can take him with them when we send the sauerkrauts packing.
Can we trade beibs for hasselhoff?
Cordis F*ckin Die!
Voted for verdammit!