[CP][Canada] How's It Gonna End?

Day 2,352, 15:39 • Published in USA USA • by Gnilraps

How's It Gonna End? (Mandatory Listening)
Day 2352 of the New World
April 29, 2014


First, read this article published by the "Governor" of Canada (and MDP member): My Terms for Peace

Then, read this article published by the leading voice (and CP candidate) from the only other viable Party in Canada: [DMV4CP] The Holy War

I felt it my duty to address the American people, partially in response to these two opinions, and partially so that the general public would understand where we are in our relations with the snow-lovers to our North.



Summarizing the first linked article, the Canadian "Governer" (and senior member of Rylde's Party) has suggested an accord be reached that permits the following:

1 - Canada will not renew an MPP with Serbia that they cannot afford to renew anyway.

2 - Canada will admit it is partially at fault for this war.

3 - Canada will take Alaska in exchange for Quebec and one other (food bonus) region. Canada will also be paid the tax revenue difference resulting in this 2/1 colonization plan (i.e. US will pay Canada).

4 - Canada will remain in its pro-Serbian alliance and promise not to sponsor any RW's in the two American-held regions.

I trust that any other mindful reader will see that I have summarized Muglak's 4 points fairly.

What Muglak has suggested is little more than a rental agreement between nations. As President of USA, I cannot entertain this suggestion as it would truly insult the efforts of the many fine citizens who have clicked so furiously in support of our colonization of the north.

In order to approach concord with USA, Canada is going to have to come to better terms with its defeat. It is not in a position to argue for remaining in a pro-Serbian alliance. It is not in a position to argue for obtaining any American soil. It is not in a position to argue for receiving a stipend for our colonization of our northern territories. Canada is, quite factually, not in any actual position at all.

LETO offered a modicum of support during Canada's last push to win back a Congress. This should remind all Americans that there is great value to holding them down. LETO is NOT our friend, and whatever they are interested in propping up, we ought to be interested in tearing down.



Now turning our eye to the campaign article of DMV, there is a little less to actually sink our teeth into.

However, in his opening paragraph, DMV accurately suggests that Canada has established itself with a lengthening history of FA screwups. It is a point which practically argues for itself, as Canada has now suffered its second straight term without a Congress due almost entirely to its disastrous handling of its former Bro - USA.

DMV also recommends that what Canada needs is confidence, competence, follow-through, and respectfulness. I couldn't agree more.

Unfortunately, much of the remainder of his article is political rhetoric, so it is difficult to cull tangible policy. But I will respond to what I think he is asserting as his idea of a foreign policy should he be elected.

1 - No surrender.

2 - Grass roots military funding.

3 - Appeals to LETO for additional support.

4 - Continued Resistance Wars.

From my perspective, DMV is offering Canada exactly what USA wants Canada to have. To wit:

1 - USA prefers a policy of holding the northern colonies.

2 - USA benefits from a policy which bleeds average Canadians of their currency in support of largely unwinnable Resistance Wars.

3 - Draining LETO damage away from (quite frankly more important) battles in the European theater of operations is a wonderful bee in Serbia's bonnet.

4 - Resistance Wars = True Patriot gold for both Americans and Canadians alike, and there are more of the former than there are of the latter. USA benefits.

So I welcome the prospect of a DMV Presidency in Canada. It should mean another lovely month of war. I am only sorry I won't be sticking around for a 3rd term to personally lead in battle. However, I am sure we will be in good hands in this respect.



So fight on America. Enjoy the spoils of war: Fun Media + trolling, True Patriot Gold + other military rewards, greater international relevance + bolstered National damage statistics, Camaraderie + Purpose, and all the snow you can ski on right in your very own back yard.

And yes, all Canadian women now belong to us.




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