[Conway] Financial Matters

Day 1,927, 04:13 Published in Ireland Ireland by MrConway


Citizens of Ireland,

Today I write to you to inform you of some economical plans if I am elected as your President. I have high ambitions for my term in the Finance Department but cooperation by the general population is required, together we can achieve anything! We need to stand together and push forward, restore the power we once were, and make the tri-colour a symbol our enemies will learn to fear.

As some people I have spoken with know, one of the most exciting parts of my campaign is my cabinet, I will release the full list soon. However let me tell you about one member who has agreed to serve under my leadership, Sweet Drinker.



Those who know Sweet Drinker will remember him as the greatest economist in eIreland, possibly the eWorld. He turned Ireland from being a small poor nation into the richest nation per capita. Sweet Drinker brought the economy module to every Irish citizen by providing such programs like:

24/7 Q7 weapons for every Irish Citizen
Goldfish
"Pass the Salt Peter”
Give 10,000 IEP to every Irish citizen

Due to his economic brilliance Ireland was able to sign a stack of MPP’s and became a military power. The greatest Irish achievements would not have been possible without this man, he is back. Another great aspect about Sweet Drinker is that under his term as Minister of Finance not one penny was stolen from the treasury, and under my term not one penny will be stolen as I am giving Sweet Drinker full control over all organisations, apart from one that myself and the MoD will have access to for day to day funding.

Ladies and Gentleman it is safe to say Ireland’s finances will be sorted.

I have spoken with Sweet Drinker to discuss our plans with our finances. We have looked at our current accounts and budgeted that we can achieve the following:

Sign 10 MPP’s
Heavily fund our military
Maintain a profit


These goals seem tough but we have full confidence they will be achieved. We may possibly have to adjust our tax rates but this is pending further investigation. If we feel we have to do so, we hope congress will grant us full support as this is for the betterment of the general population.

I thank you for your time in reading, I will publish more plans soon.

Until then, have a nice day,
MrConway.



We seem to have lost. We have not lost. To refuse to fight would have been to lose; to fight is to win. We have kept faith with the past, and handed on a tradition to the future.

Let us drop talking and get on with our work.