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"...you know how, when a baby is first born, it just cries at the sheer horror of being alive?"
-Julie (Scott Pilgrim Volume 3)

Fundraising Tips for Penniless Presidents

13 • Nap 5,596, 13:34 • Megjelenés helye: USA USA

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Bulvár és szórakozás

This article is a satire, which means that it is a tale, told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. Or something like that

^{"Told by an idiot" it turns out is not a} … több »

How To Succeed at Politics Without Really Trying

36 • Nap 5,589, 12:18 • Megjelenés helye: USA USA

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Kezdeti lépések

"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about."

^{What I really miss is when people would make these banners for you}

The other day President … több »

[FEDS] Feds Run for Congress, Also From Inner Demons

7 • Nap 5,544, 23:54 • Megjelenés helye: USA USA

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Politikai viták és elemzések

It all returns to nothing, it all comes (Ah, ah, ah, ah)
Tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down

^{It's ok to vote without reading, I won't judge you. But will you be able to} … több »

[FEDS][BROFORCE] Bros Being Bros (Limited time only)

22 • Nap 5,539, 11:28 • Megjelenés helye: USA USA

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Bulvár és szórakozás

Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don’t have any kids yourself.

^{Mixing up the theme...because I can} … több »

[POTEUS] End of the Line

26 • Nap 5,427, 21:04 • Megjelenés helye: USA USA

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Politikai viták és elemzések

Hello eCitizens,

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. That's not true, I love all of you. Anyway I wanted … több »