You've got no one better

Day 2,650, 01:59 Published in Canada Ireland by deadlittlepuppy

It's time to play the risky game. It's time to have someone like me calling the shots.
Really!

If I was elected for anything near CP, I would make things interesting again. I would start fights with our "allies". I would make this shit-game fun. It really is awful anymore.
Sure, we keep fighting for our country's sake, but no one actually gives two shits about 90% of the fights.
What is stopping you, the home viewer, from dumping your share on these battles? What is stopping you from electing someone like me to head up these ridiculous battles?

I'm going to put my name in for the next CP election. If you have any sense, and like this stupid game for whatever reason, vote for me. At the very least it will be a fun month.