WHPR Pony Express 1414

Day 1,414, 08:40 • Published in USA USA • by James S. Brady Press Room

Greetings and Salutations, eAmericans...

Since the eUSA now spans once again into the Iberian peninsula, and remembering how the eUSA made certain arrangements for the influx of Turkish-speaking citizens we used to have, I felt it was only fair to include a Spanish translation of this article for the new Iberian-Americans.

But then I realized how much work it was going to be so instead, my kat, Doobie; has a message for them:



I am Jude Connors; and this is...

THE PONY EXPRESS!!!

THE PONY EXPRESS
by Jude Connors


HELP GUIDE REVOLUTION
It seems that Slayer113 started something when he started his New Player Guide series in eUSA News Tonight. While browsing through the eAmerican media to compile this issue of PE, I came across four more and decided to feature them here. Shout them out to help the eBabies!

Hello New PPL is a pretty comprehensive guide to eLife by Jason Welsh.

Golden Edition of Helpful Hints offers hints for the new citizen from a new citizen, Tim Col - LOOKADAT MERC MEDAL! - Nice.

Yekatar helps both new and old eAmericans save a little gold while maximizing effectiveness on the battlefield with The Importance of Q1 and Q2 Weapon.

Mike Ontry asks Which party is right for you? and gives us some original research on in order to help an eBaby of voting age choose the party that best fits them.


ECONOMIC ADVICE FROM THE TREASURY SECRETARY
In a rare public appearance, eAmerican Treasury Secretary Kemal Ergenekon addressed the eAmerican people and set the record straight on International Trade Policy in eRepublik.

TL/DR version: Stop Worrying And Learn to Love Open Trade.



eUSA: LAND OF THE POLLS

Last week, we had the results of the new Synergy Poll; this week, we have the results of a Nomos Laboratories poll conducted and summarized by Phoenix Quinn, sole proprietor of and Chief Mad Scientist at Nomos. Read the results here.



Reminders...

1. Presidential Elections are TOMORROW!!! Get INFORMED... Then Vote!


The Top Three are REAL candidates. The Fourth is Pizza the Hut (another Ajay Bruno multi). The fifth is C-Roy, who is not running and was defaulted into the election because of the absence of the Libertarian Party President.

2. Keep Up With Congress with The Flaming Press by Heero Blaze.

3. Keep a close eye on the economy of not only the eUnited States, but the New World as a whole with the Chae Dee Business newspaper.

4. Get your information on wars with the Allied War Report with Israel Stevens.



Until next time... RIDE THAT PONY!!!


Jude Connors
Director of the Pony Express