Funny Citizenship Requests [Part 1]

Day 2,258, 11:18 • Published in USA USA • by ubuntu21


hey ya folks,
ubuntu21 talking again. As I am a new citizen to the game I was exploring the Country side and saw the "View requests"-button on the "My Country"-side. I had a look on those requests and found some really funny. So I thought I might do a list of some funny citizenship requests with fictional answers of fictional Congressmen.
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Immigration Office of the United States of America
Felipe Leandro Souza, Citizen of Brazil
"I apllying for a citizenship because i am in real life i am american but when i come to Brazil to work i started playing for Brazil and now i want change to my real life citizenship, I was born in Kissmine, Florida , And when i working in Bloomberg in a internship program i received a offer to work in Brazil to start the Bloomberg operation in Brazil, and i accepted work in Brazil, i now i want have a real citizenship on the erepublik."
Congressman: Do you really believe what you're saying?

Wilson Felipe, Citizen of France
"I hope to get citizenship to be able to help more and help this country both in war and in the local economy. thank you"
Congressman: Don't you think that France needs more help regarding to the current amount of regions belonging to France?


Immigration Office of Serbia
Besthero2011, Citizen of Romania
"Thank you to approve my citizenship request, for wep. bonus and friends"
Congressman: This option is currently out of order. Please try again later.

Sibiu-lau, Citizen of Romania
"....................................................................................."
Congressman: That's a damn good reason. But it would be better to list me some more experiences you have.


Immigration Office of Chile
Dragonce, Citizen of Spain
"Please accept my aplication i am Macedonian your allie citizen..."
Congressman: You're a citizen of Spain.

Terbelius, Citizen of Bulgaria
"Hi. Something happened with my previous citizenship request and I am creating a new one. Please approve. Thanks"
Congressman: It either got rejected or expired. Rejected now. Happy now?


Immigration Office of the United Kingdom
Svon Butnorius, Citizen of Norway
"I want to be a citizen of this country because I really love it. I think that life there's gonna be much easy for me and I'd like to help United Arab Emirates to become a powerful state."
Congressman: Dude, do you actually realise what country you're applying citizenship for? This is UK Immigration Office. Rejected.

JKCooper, Citizen of USA
"I am applying for UK citizenship for probably what would seem like an unusual reason. It relates to real life.. I used to play this game and wanted to play again.. It's just.. In real life I live in America, but my girlfriend lives in England.. I suppose since I can't go there to be with her yet because I have to get through university, that I wanted to be able to make that move even if it is in just a game for now."
Congressman: This is so romantic. Rejected.


Immigration Office of Canada
Iwannn, Citizen of Bulgaria
"Защо трябва да пиша защо кандидаствам.За разнообразие."
Congressman: This is the Canadian Immigration Office. I don't know what you're talking about.


Immigration Office of Spain
proofreader, Citizen of Canada
"i am canada, somehow i am not anymore. Can help me plz back to canada. You better fast, i have small energy left."
Congressman: You made my day. Nothing else to add.





I hope you've had fun reading this, I had much fun writing this article. If there are new funny citizenchip requests out there, me and my personal Congressmen will take care of it and publish it at THREE LITTLE BIRDS. By the way, get this DoE missions done. 😉




Meanwhile, stay tuned and be proud and horny.



My favorite non-governmental newspapers:
- 16 Shells published by Gnilraps
- Players Quarterly published by Phoenix Quinn
- B-Labs published by elbandido