Back in black.

Day 572, 02:38 • Published in Sweden Sweden • by Algaroth


As if I ever wear anything else...

I'll make this simple, I'm not here to make friends. I have several friends. I spend a few hours with them and drain them of all they are and discard them. They usually have the word "starköl" printed on them.

Sitting on the sidelines doesn't cut it for me. I want back into politics. So I'm running for party presidency again in FBS.

The problem on everyone's minds doesn't seem to be the war with hungary, rather on the wages in Sweden. And I've yet to see a thread in the congress debating this. Granted, I have access and the power to start such a thread which would build upon the discussions that has already yelded some good ideas in the governmental part of the forum. Granted, they weren't the solution to that particular idea but they might be the solution to this.

Basically, use state money to fund more domestic companies by loans or sexual favours or whatever. Either by starting a company run by the state to control the wages, or by lending money to trusted players to start more companies. Raising the minimum wage as Radsoc has once again suggested would only lead to the SEK being worth four times less than it is now, or that new companies would go bankrupt which would lead to even lower wages. If you don't understand that, then please understand this, you're stupid.

As president some said I did nothing. Others know what I did. Know that if I had not done what I did, ATLANTIS might still be, and we would still not have any active wars.

Icehacker did me a favour and got his party to support me in letting Germany into ATLANTIS. The idea then was that by getting Germany to join ATLANTIS Hungary or some other PEACE nation or whatever would be pissed off and attack Germany before any ATLANTIS MPPs kicked in. Then, after they had conquered Germany, which they would even if Sweden had an MPP, we could go in and liberate S-H. Sweden wins.

That never happened and I am a bit dissapointed in PEACE. But they were expected. The point was to fight them. So what if I backstabbed pretty much all of ATLANTIS. Now we know which allies we can actually depend on. Kroatia, Poland, Romania, Finland and Norway have always stood by us. The rest of ATLANTIS liked to play peacemakers or weren't reliable in war. I knew what had to be done. Kalle had the same idea but he was more straightforward. But the pieces were already in place and the discussion to vote on Germanys membership had been started before he even took office.

So for everyone who gave FRONT crap about voting Germany into ATLANTIS, know that icehacker knew this plan. And the "blame" falls on me. The plan was always war. Only a select few knew about this. I put this into motion before I even told my vice president. It's all on me.

But I failed. War never came, if it had played out how I wanted it, we could have conquered Germany as saviours, instead of invaders. Germany would have thanked us for invading them again. That was my plan.

Now you know what kind of president I was. It's up to you if you will allow me to do it again.

EDIT: Here's a classic for those of you who don't really know my past, and those of you who might like a nostalgia flashback. One of my personal favourites in this paper. link or whatever.