I kinda like bondage
Algaroth
Don't get me wrong, I don't like being tied up. But if I were to find a tied up asian girl asking me to spank her I'm not one to start asking questions.
I'm not going anywhere with this, just telling you guys a little about myself. I've been a congressman since may and I started playing this game in april. Still don't know where I'm going with this. This newspaper isn't really that old but it is famous for it's sharp poltical criticism, thinly veiled trolling and hilarious butt jokes. But that's just the kind of guy I am. Not a butt joke, my ass is firm and not penetrated and highly irrelevant. There I go again. Also, I rarely write anything while I'm sober. But I figured that since V1 is around the corner I should probably write something for my fan (I might have one, shut up) since I'm drunk anyways. So let's see what we've got.
DNS seems to be dying. My last article criticised them pretty hard and because of me the party has fallen apart and their party leader has joined FBS. This is 100% true. Also, penguins are born experts at using rocket launchers. However, I just took a look at DNS' party page and it seems josefstark is their new party president. Not that I doubt Trisen but I believe josefstark, if anyone, can get DNS back on track and actually give FBS some competition and different ideas and perspektive which is what makes FBS thrive. I've yet to see any announcement on this so I'm not sure this is anything official or maybe just coincidence but it's good none the less.
Speaking of stupid parties, DGIN, is silly and dumb. Sure, I can understand why danes and germans would want independence but when and if you get it through revolution and Grev Per becomes your president, then what? The party has presented no plan what so ever on what to do after that and most people these days weren't around when Grev Per was president so who knows what types of politics he stands for? Freedom isn't very easy to put on the political scale since both right wing and left wing politicians claim to like freedom. Except for PURJO whos biggest accomplishents in life was figuring out how to operate a mouse and masturbate simultaneously. I know this because I get my facts from a higly reliable source (I make them up myself).
This seems to be a relatively short article this time. I need some sleep and junk. But before I go I'd like to adress Gustavius directly.
I've heard you're leaving the game Gustavius. So now you know that I know. You're the oldest n00b in the game so there's no reason for you to quit. You've managed to stay a n00b for like, forever, and given me migraines over the internet, which is normally reserved for german pre-teenagers with a headset on CS servers. You are one of a kind and even though I don't get along with you I still think I would miss being annoyed by you. So don't leave. Mkay? If you still leave after this, you're a jerk and I will keep spreading baseless rumours about you until you promise to stay, starting today (I rhymed! MC Algamustache klitkarusell in the house!).
Ehum, Gustavius was born with 12 toes but had one removed since he didn't want to be different from his parents.
Ba-dum-tish!
Comments
Haha, oh wow. This article is so funny. I\'m even going to be nice enough to give it a vote. And I agree with most of the things you wrote. Especially that last part.
Weeeeeeeehoooooooo!!!! 😃
Hahaha, nice one 🙂
Always a pleasure!
Yeay!
Voted.
Actually we (The Danes) have discussed and will probably discuss what our plan is after independence on our forums at erepublik.dk. How to get the economy on it\'s feet etc.
There\'s also other issues, like how will the world work in V1, we can\'t prepare for that, or on what basis will we have independence. Without any of these things set down we can\'t prepare.
Vem gillar inte bondage? Vote på det!
Love this goddamn article!
\"(I rhymed! MC Algamustache klitkarusell in the house!). \" hahahah
Haha you are wonderful Alga 😃, being drunk and wrote at the same time haha can it be better? Good article again!
//Mjau
Three or four drunken writings, and still going strong!
Good one! 😉
Algaroth one step ahead as usual. In Vino Veritas..
Bondage... Voted!!!
\"I get my facts from a higly reliable source (I make them up myself)\" Haha! Voted for källkritik.
Your lier, 10 toes... And then, i going to China, not leaving Erepublik.
I vaguely recall writing this. I amaze myself every time. =o)
Entertaining article right there
Hot.
Must be the best article I\'ve read since I started eRep. Subscribed, voted and spread the link through out the internet.
Jag tror vi måste sluta spetsa kaffet, eller vad säger du broder? 😁
The most eloquent and entertaining ramblings of a drunken man I\'ve read in a lifetime!
Voted.
@josefstark: En söndagsklubb för intellektuella utan konjak? hur skulle det se ut?
Sexiest. Article. Ever.
Tack för dagens skratt, voted + subscribed, min nya Erep-idol!
More drunken Algaroth to the epeople!
good flow, I\'m jealous and regret that I don\'t have like, as well as that this is the first your article I read
made me laugh, especially last joke 😁
especially Gustavius demention
especially...
dang!
Ba-dum-tish!
Hi Class article!
Definetly deserves my vote.