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Calling For Backup

2 • Dan 2,348, 08:53 • Objavljeno u New Zealand New Zealand • Društvene aktivnosti i zabava Društvene aktivnosti i zabava



Phillip, an elderly man, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. … čitaj više »

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Why Do Men Die First?

5 • Dan 2,347, 09:39 • Objavljeno u New Zealand New Zealand • Društvene aktivnosti i zabava Društvene aktivnosti i zabava

Why Do Men Die First?

"Cause they try to!"









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18

Why I Can't Come to Work Today....

2 • Dan 2,342, 03:43 • Objavljeno u New Zealand New Zealand • Društvene aktivnosti i zabava Društvene aktivnosti i zabava

If it is all the same to you I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all the guns today.

When I got up this morning I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my Prozac. can't get off the john, but I feel good about it.

I set half the

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18

Good Salesman

3 • Dan 2,340, 13:37 • Objavljeno u New Zealand New Zealand • Društvene aktivnosti i zabava Društvene aktivnosti i zabava


A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department store. In fact it was the biggest store in the world - you could get anything there. The boss asked him, "Have you ever been a salesman before?"

"Yes, I was a salesman in the … čitaj više »

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Nine Months Later

3 • Dan 2,338, 13:36 • Objavljeno u New Zealand New Zealand • Društvene aktivnosti i zabava Društvene aktivnosti i zabava

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack’s minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door

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